I would gladly show my sex-wang to everybody at the airport

Ike Stain

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I will gladly show my sex-wang to everyone at the airport

it's a thing of beauty, truly, like it was sculpted my Michelangelo (only big) with a perfect single vein, a lovely sapphire blue. But when it come to getting my package handled by another dude, I have to say I'd rather take my chances with the terrorists.

If they're going to keep insisting on genital fondling at the security gate, they could at least serve martinis and let the work be done by a member of the opposite sex.

I mean ****, it they had hot co-eds doing that ****, I'd be at the airport everyday!
 

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