I won't believe it until I see it on TMZ. Obama cheating scandal

[Rey C.]

*goes to which pornstar's tits would you cum on thread*

Pornstar tits?! Nobody cares about that! That's dumb! What I want to know is, would you drink a good glass of squirt? And let's say you would. OK, so would that be the squirt from the same pornstar that you'd want to impregnate... or a different one? See, the guys that thought those questions up put some effort into it.

All these intelligent threads on FreeOnes and you have to go and fuck it up with dumb stuff! Dammit, man!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Pornstar tits?! Nobody cares about that! That's dumb! What I want to know is, would you drink a good glass of squirt? And let's say you would. OK, so would that be the squirt from the same pornstar that you'd want to impregnate... or a different one? See, the guys that thought those questions up put some effort into it.

All these intelligent threads on FreeOnes and you have to go and fuck it up with dumb stuff! Dammit, man!

What are you reading while currently obsessed over a celebrity and moments away from impregnating a porn star?

And do you like to gangbang women with another man?

 

[meesterperfect]

Aw hell now I feel bad.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Aw hell now I feel bad.

As you should! You just upset ~~whimsy~~!!!

Freeone's cute, lovable member!!!!!

:crying:

 

[pete rose]

Michelle Obama seems like an incredible shrieking hag. Hate the game, guys, not the player.

 

[Rey C.]

What are you reading while currently obsessed over a celebrity and moments away from impregnating a porn star?

And do you like to gangbang women with another man?

That's more like it. Let's just remember the high standards set by great members like Knob_Cheese and others, before they were so unfairly banished to some unknown wasteland.

Now, if I found out that Obama Girl was a pre-op tranny, would I still bang her/him... and if she/he promised me my favorite flavor of ice cream if I did, would that influence my decision? And if it did, would that make me gay or just a she-male banging, ice cream whore?

But I really like cherry-Vanilla Ice cream. Is that so wrong?! :dunno: Who are you to judge me???!!!

 

[titsrock]

Someone please deactivate the New Thread function for whimsy

I think the real headline for this is "National Enquirer accepts $100,000 from GOP to run fake Obama stories as part of Election Strategy"

 

[StanScratch]

Whaddaya mean by "randomly"...you saw it in the aisle of some checkout counter and thought it among all the stories of alien abductions, Elvis and JFK sightings it above all was post worthy?:1orglaugh

Everyone knows JFK is still alive. John Lennon confirmed it to me a couple of days ago over a plate of Spaghetti-O's.

I wish he'd cheat with me.

I'm hoping for some change I can believe in. All over my face.

My change not fucking good enough any more. I've tried eating more brussell sprouts and peaches to make it gooeyer and tastier...not good enough, eh?

As you should! You just upset ~~whimsy~~!!!

Freeone's cute, lovable member!!!!!

:crying:

Wait...there's another whimsy? Damn it...I might have sent some very explicit pictures to the wrong user...

Michelle Obama seems like an incredible shrieking hag. Hate the game, guys, not the player.

I am completely serious when I say: I would bang Michelle Obama until stuff flies out of her nose.

 

[Elwood70]

Michelle Obama seems like an incredible shrieking hag.

I am completely serious when I say: I would bang Michelle Obama until stuff flies out of her nose.

...maybe that's what she needs....