I woke up this morning...

[PirateKing]

Did you ask your roommate if he took it? He seems like an asshole from what I can tell.

Perhaps. I did steal it from him though.

Wait....oh man, you too? I see being a mod gets you the exclusive gossip. I'm jealous.

I'm sure it was the other person living in your head. :1orglaugh

I'll have to interrogate him about it then.

I saw some guy at the market selling one, next to a broken toaster. I almost bought the toaster, but man...I really needed a detachable penis. So I bought it for 17 bucks. Dirk's was using it, last I saw.

^^It's true. And the entire time I was using it, this song was running through my mind:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'll buy it back from you guys for 22 bucks. You can find much bigger and more sanitary detachable penises.

You'll have to talk to Stan. He didn't buy it, he leased it for 99 years.

 

[feller469]

i rarely look forward to the day I don't want to wake up

 

[YMIHERE]

I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer.
The future`s uncertain, and the end is always near.

 

[Shifty]

With a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time, it's detachable

Stop complaining already. I told you, it's in the mail.

 

[Justanothergirl]

LOL love it. Funny song.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

and all inane threads were dead ..... yipee kiy ay. motherfucka

 

[gunslingingbird]

Wait....oh man, you too? I see being a mod gets you the exclusive gossip. I'm jealous.

:tinhat: