I woke up this morning...

[PirateKing]

With a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time, it's detachable

 

[Ace Bandage]

Most days, I **** up hoping your were hit by a bus.

Imagine my continued disappointment.

 

[PirateKing]

Most days, I **** up hoping your were hit by a bus.

Imagine my continued disappointment.

Most days I **** up hoping you're next to me, you sexy motha fuckah.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Most days I **** up hoping you're next to me, you sexy motha fuckah.

But if he were next to you, your penis would not be missing ...

 

[gunslingingbird]

With a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

Were your kidneys intact?

 

[Elwood70]

With a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time, it's detachable

Why are you complaining?

Doesn't it come in handy a lot of the time?

 

[PirateKing]

But if he were next to you, your penis would not be missing ...

If it was then I'd have an idea about where it might be.

Were your kidneys intact?

Yes it was, thank goodness.

Why are you complaining?

Doesn't it come in handy a lot of the time?

Yeah, I can leave it at home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out.

But now and then I go to a party, get *****, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

 

[brodkill]

i woke up this morning with a big glob of mayonnaise on my bed sheets

 

[Tittyman5000]

Two words - Super PoliGrip :thumbsup:

 

[gunslingingbird]

But now and then I go to a party, get *****, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

That happens to my friend with his Invisaligns. Did you check the napkins in you garbage can? That's usually where he finds his.

i woke up this morning with a big glob of mayonnaise on my bed sheets

Sorry. I meant to clean that up before I left. :o

 

[Elwood70]

But now and then I go to a party, get *****, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

I take it you've already checked around your residence, and called up the place where the party was to ask them.

Did you ask them to check the medicine cabinet?

 

[PirateKing]

That happens to my friend with his Invisaligns. Did you check the napkins in you garbage can? That's usually where he finds his.

No, but I found a half eaten hot dog. Thankfully it was just a hot dog.

I take it you've already checked around your residence, and called up the place where the party was to ask them.

Did you ask them to check the medicine cabinet?

Nah, sometimes I leave in the medicine cabinet but not this time. I called some people from the party but they were no help.

I'm getting desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long, it makes me feel like less of a man.

 

[Rivers]

Those lyrics are the exact thing I thought of when I read the thread title.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Did you ask your roommate if he took it? He seems like an asshole from what I can tell.

 

[Mr_Balls]

"Hey if it pops up I will let you know"

Detachable Peeenis

 

[Petra]

With a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time, it's detachable

I'm sure it was the other person living in your head. :1orglaugh

 

[tiger1977]

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[StanScratch]

I saw some guy at the market selling one, next to a broken toaster. I almost bought the toaster, but man...I really needed a detachable penis. So I bought it for 17 bucks. Dirk's was using it, last I saw.

 

[lurkingdirk]

^^It's true. And the entire time I was using it, this song was running through my mind:

 

[Mr_Balls]

Detachable peeenis