I wish she was my captain

.....no you dont cause the crew would most likely crash the fucking ship!
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
To hell with going down with the ship. I'm going down on the captain.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
With a Captain like that, I never would set foot on dry land again.
 
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