I will be your weirdo baby, I will **** away the pain

So it went.

Why is there no ham in my hamburger, and why so much lettuce?

Is what I said while pulling down my stouffers. They used to tell me to go upstairs while they were wrapping presents and made me feel like I had some of the best toys in the universe. GALOSH!

When I woke up there was alot to play with. Thing is I woke up premature and often would find a half eaten mince pie and mummy teabagging santa, but he wasn't the real santa and it wasn't christmas. :cool:
 

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