I Was On The Moon The Other Day...

[maildude]

I was on the moon the other day, and those conspiracy theorists were right: I didn't see a single fucking thing up there. No leftover rocket shit, no American flag, not even a single damn footprint. What a joke. What's next, President Whoever?

 

[xfire]

Did you bang on the surface and listen for an echo?

 

[TylerXIII]

No lunar rover and three golf balls?

 

[alexpnz]

No Charlie Sheen and Bree Olson either? :1orglaugh

 

[Hot Mega]

I was on the moon the other day, and those conspiracy theorists were right: I didn't see a single fucking thing up there. No leftover rocket shit, no American flag, not even a single damn footprint. What a joke. What's next, President Whoever?

But the 'aliens' removed all the evidence. Now disprove THAT!:tinhat:

 

[vodkazvictim]

But the 'aliens' removed all the evidence. Now disprove THAT!:tinhat:

You want him to prove an absence of evidence?

 

[Hot Mega]

You want him to prove an absence of evidence?

Exactly. Isn't that how it works for some people?

 

[AlexanderAvery]

Yea, Go to the sun, that is where the aliens working with the Iluminati and Knight's Templar moved it.

 

[Red XXX]

Clangers!

 

[TylerXIII]

They messed up, by making the real one out of cheese.

 

[JayJohn85]

No because their is a transformer on the moon.....

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

No because their is a transformer on the moon.....

nice one dude! there's also an 14,000 year old alien race there waiting to envade us. remember the movie Moontrap.

 

[wizzkid666]

thats because its made of cheese

 

[vodkazvictim]

Exactly. Isn't that how it works for some people?

It's a reasonable request Mega, don't be facetious.
And we're all still waiting for daddy O's yanky birth certificate BTW...

Clangers!

Du ist zo Eeenglish eet hertz.

 

[jod0565]

Remember Capricorn One?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Now I know why those postal guys lose all that mail. :beer:

But the 'aliens' removed all the evidence. Now disprove THAT!:tinhat:

They have their own Area 51?! :eek:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Well of course there's nothing there.

The Permanent Shadow Government of the Military-Industrial Complex faked everything to make sure everyone got cancer and then tried to cure it with puppy dogs and good thoughts while sitting in their underpants in front of a computer eating Doritos and obsessing over conspiracies by The Permanent Shadow Government of the Military-Industrial Complex to blow up tall buildings in order to give even more people cancer and fear and, eventually, hate Charlie Sheen.

Duh.

Just how fucking thick are you?

 

[L3ggy]

The PSGoTMIC eh?

 

[Member442]

Well did you at least have fun?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The PSGoTMIC eh?

It's ALWAYS them. DIDN'T you watch Alex Jones on The View?

Fuck.

WAKE UP PEOPLE:tinhat: