I Was 5 Ft. Away From The Hottest Chick That I've Ever Seen!
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alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
No, but I was scratching my head in amazement!:bowdown:
Well, I'm sure that made a good impression. She probably thought you have an itchy scalp and need some Head & Shoulders now.
Though I guess its better than drooling over her.
Facetious
Moderated
Isn't she now a columnist @ the New York Post corresponding about, of all things, Love ?
..like she knows :o
impdaddyI call her a definite :hit: but knowing that Spitzer ummm... never mind :uohs:
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
This is what she looked like....smelled like a million bucks too!
All bullshittin' aside, shes seriously one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life....and shes a Jersey Girl!!:nanner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv1wjPqJYmc
All bullshittin' aside, shes seriously one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life....and shes a Jersey Girl!!:nanner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv1wjPqJYmc
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Do you want to scratch her ass for her?
To bad your penis isn't 5 ft. long. You could have accidentaly gotten some.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
No, but I was scratching my head in amazement!:bowdown:
Hmmm, an ex call girl/hooker. I think you should of conducted your own litmus test and slapped a Benjamin on your forehead to see what kind of reaction she would get. That says it all right there. :2 cents:
SgtMarine
Banned
Today, in Manhattan, she was doing Howard Stern I think Today!
Jeezus-Fucking-Christ, I would have paid double what Elliot Spitzer did! :eek:
Ashley Dupre
:thumbsup: nothing like lusting after a hooker.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
I'd pay in quarters....real talk!:glugglug:
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
Damn she is fine I'd pay in quarters as well
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
I could say that everyday.
sometimes i could say even closer.
i see hundreds of better looking girls everyday, plus who arent hookers.
but anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholder
(and those who've never seen any better).
sometimes i could say even closer.
i see hundreds of better looking girls everyday, plus who arent hookers.
but anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholder
(and those who've never seen any better).
Namreg
Banned
Today, in Manhattan, she was doing Howard Stern I think Today!
Jeezus-Fucking-Christ, I would have paid double what Elliot Spitzer did! :eek:
Ashley Dupre
to each his own, but she looks like a horse to me, and she has fake tan... oh, and she's a whore.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
You just described 90% (no names!) of the women you view on here daily!
And some, im sure, would be proud to admit!:dunno:
Times like this I'm glad I have a 6ft cock so I could of still fucked her if I wanted to :hatsoff:
So you guys don't find her attractive because she's been paid to have sex, yet you guys flog your dolphins every day while watching girls have sex on camera for money. :wtf:
