I want to work for Freeones.com

[bofuvum]

Where do I Send my Resume?

 

[busenbust]

:laugh: :shy:

 

[Roald]

Petra @ freeones.com

Please include crystal clear pics of your penis and your CV.

 

[busenbust]

Petra @ freeones.com

Please include crystal clear pics of your penis and your CV.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh {shakes head}

 

[Roald]

I was serious about sending the CV though, you never know what we got

 

[Petra]

CV goes to me, penis picture can be sent to FreeOnes_Willem.

He was envious of the last one I got.

 

[bofuvum]

My penis will never be on the internet. And what is a CV?

 

[lurkingdirk]

CV goes to me, penis picture can be sent to FreeOnes_Willem.

He was envious of the last one I got.

I knew you'd all like it.
:shy:

 

[Petra]

My penis will never be on the internet. And what is a CV?

It's what the rest of the world calls a resume.

 

[satyrsam]

curriculum vitae

What positions are you looking for?

 

[bofuvum]

Doggystyle is the position. which means...you know...in the rear.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Wait, you want FreeOnes to put it in your rear, or you want to put it in the rear of FreeOnes?

 

[bofuvum]

no...

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Doggystyle is the position. which means...you know...in the rear.

Contact BlueBalls he'll leave you loose like noodle

 

[NashBridges]

Did you finally get the job at FO ? I wanna work for FO too !!!

 

[Automate]

I will go out on a limb and say: no. If the man didn't even know what a CV is, I doubt he has too many useful skills to contribute.

I suspect that the whole thing was posted as a joke. All these fucking comedians... everybody is trying to be one on the forums (and of course, failing miserably at it).

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

My penis will never be on the internet. And what is a CV?

Curriculum vitae or short CV. Latin, my friend, worlds leading language.

 

[bofuvum]

I will go out on a limb and say: no. If the man didn't even know what a CV is, I doubt he has too many useful skills to contribute.

I suspect that the whole thing was posted as a joke. All these fucking comedians... everybody is trying to be one on the forums (and of course, failing miserably at it).

They don't teach latin in public schools in the United States. But that guy is right, I don't have any useful skills to contribute to this company. Except for maybe quality control.

 

[Automate]

Ok.. So you weren't actually posting this just as a joke. I was wrong with that assumption.

It's just that many times this board gets to be so insanely stereotypically predictable and dull-minded in all aspects that I end up having... preconceptions.