Miss Virginiality! Starring Sandra Buttocks and William Shaft Her.
*quickly runs to patent my idea*
I want to start making pornmovies but still are a virgin (28 years old)
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Miss Virginiality! Starring Sandra Buttocks and William Shaft Her.
*quickly runs to patent my idea*
Skyraider22
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Don't you need practice first
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI
Not the game,Practice:hatsoff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI
Not the game,Practice:hatsoff:
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He is baconsalt.
i must keep off the ecstacy !
PirateKing
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Wait a minute.....
Something tells me this guy is fucking with us.
Something tells me this guy is fucking with us.
JayJohn85
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What dude like no way lulz....Who the fack thinks like that^
I once viewd a live webshow with Vanessa Blue and she mentioned in order to be a porn star you have to keep and maintain an erection for a long time infront of many guys while you shoot a scene with the girl. You also have to cum when the director wants a pop shot. Sex in real life is nothing like in the movies. Imagine fucking the hotest girl in the industry, you look down and there is a guy holding a camera with the lens an inch or so away to get the penetration shot. Computerfreak stick to girls in your personal life because if you cum early hey that's just between you and her. If you cum early on a porn set you have a lot of people mad that the scene wasn't finished on time and you'll end up costing them a lot of money.
PirateKing
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Whatever happened to Will E anyways?
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Whatever happened to Will E anyways?
good question, also, this computerfreak is straight frontin
Computerfreak
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Who is this?
i wouldn't be surprised if he is.
PirateKing
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computerfreak do the porn practice with the teddy bear with the camera. It maybe make it better for the confidence building, and then you are not the virgin of 28 years, you can do it with the picture of your favourite face with tape on it to the face of your favourite teddy bear and do the making of love for it with the camera.
Computerfreak
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you say you have the age of 28 and still the vigin and want to make the love movies. If you want to make good practicing, you can do the making of love with your teddy bear, maybe you say that your mother make that laughing at you, maybe when she do, you shouuld make the sex with the bear to show her, and she stops making the laughing, and she can make you the lifesize teddy bear with the knitting like a woman.
JayJohn85
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Or alternatively he could approach random hot women and say "Here is some cash, How about it?" Some will likely kick him in the kraggers and other various reactions....But occasionally you will get a right wee capitalist....Err not talking from personal experience or anything just man your in dire straights do what you have to fucking do lad!!!
StanScratch
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So, I'm going through this thread. A billion great replies are coming to mind, flooding my brain like endless rain into a paper cup. I mean...I have almost the perfect post all set up!
Then...then I read about this stuff about knitting a teddy bear...after seeing that, I looked out the window. I reflected on life, I reflected on myself and how my actions affect others, I reflected on death - I realized that my "ultimate response" does not exist, as it has already been written.
Then, I woke up from my stupor and realized this is some pretty fucked up shit.
Then...then I read about this stuff about knitting a teddy bear...after seeing that, I looked out the window. I reflected on life, I reflected on myself and how my actions affect others, I reflected on death - I realized that my "ultimate response" does not exist, as it has already been written.
Then, I woke up from my stupor and realized this is some pretty fucked up shit.
