i want a shirt that says

[PlumpRump]

I want one that says "Keith Richards for President" on it,with a picture of Keith from about 1972 done in the style of a one-dollar-bill....




*Looks down*

Whoa!!!! Where the fuck did that come from!?

I also want a shirt like this.

Oh, and I want the "I am a motherfucker" shirt that "epic beard man" was wearing in his well circulated Youtube video. Well, not the shirt he was actually wearing, but one like it anyway.

 

[mrtrebus]

i want a shirt that says "i want a shirt that says i want a shirt that says"

 

[PirateKing]

I want a shirt that says "you got mail" with a arrow pointing down to my pants.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Since middlefingerluv is back I want a shirt that Says

"You can change the idiots name but you can't change the idiot"

 

[BlueBalls]

Kelp is just a word

 

[HELLRAISER]

I want my t-shirt to say:

http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/images/gs/jesusmasturbate.gif

 

[assholebythedoor]

I want a shirt that says leave me out of your bussiness

 

[BlueBalls]

If I had tits, I'd be fucking your mom right now.

 

[roronoa3000]

I want a shirt that says "I like my bush real smooth " with a picture of a hairless George Bush on the back.

 

[mrtrebus]

Don't talk to strangers
Mmmmh

Don't talk to strangers
'Cause they're only there to do you harm
Don't write in starlight
'Cause the words may come out real

Don't hide in doorways
You may find the key that opens up your soul
Don't go to heaven
'Cause it's really only hell

Don't smell the flowers
They're an evil drug to make you lose your mind
Don't dream of women
'Cause they only bring you down

Hey you, you know me, you've touched me, I'm real
I'm forever the one that lets you look and see and
Feel me
I'm danger - I'm the stranger

And I, I'm darkness, I'm anger, I'm pain
I am master
The evil song you sing inside your brain
Drive you insane
Don't talk

Don't let them inside your mind, yeah
Run away, run away, go!

No - no

Don't let them in your mind
Protect your soul

Don't dance in darkness
You may stumble and you're sure to fall
Don't write in starlight
'Cause the words may come out real

Don't talk to strangers [Don't talk to strangers]
'Cause they're only there to make you sad
Don't dream of women
'Cause they'll only bring you down
Yeah

Run, run, run, run away!

 

[Namreg]

i want a shirt with correct grammar.

 

[assholebythedoor]

if I had to get one it would say how can I think about grammer when I'm looking at your tits

 

[Sicario]

Since middlefingerluv is back I want a shirt that Says

"You can change the idiots name but you can't change the idiot"

The Koreans sell those here @ the Flea Market on Milwaukee Avenue for $7.99 in all sorts of colors and sizes. I'd wear mine in PINK with green lettering. :banger:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I want a shirt that says "ask me about my twat"

 

[Jack Davenport]

http://www.lushtshirts.co.uk/images/products/rehab_quitters.jpg

 

[weinermobile]

Front: "Hello. Refer to back for more details."
Back: "Wow. What a waste of time. Sucks for you bitch."

 

[drf]

"Shit Happens When You Party Naked!":thumbsup:

 

[dadolfo]

I want a shirt of Giada De Laurentiis' bust

 

[lurkingdirk]

I want one that says, "No one knows that I'm not gay."

 

[STDiva]

I want one that says Nike on it.