I try to get trough this month without masturbating!

Very good, Christmas Ape, but do you follow those instructions?

I have trouble with number 4. Some times when I'm done bathing, I dry and dress AFTER having a family member, or sometimes a pizza delivery guy, present. Then I can't help but automatically start waxing the dolphin. :rubbel:
 
I whack off 2-3 times a day. Longest without was 4 days. I need my porn.
 
I went 2 months (60 days) last year. No porn. No masturbation. :)
 
Is this part of the book? :confused:

This might help stop your chronic masturbation. :thumbsup:
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squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
nice, AFA.

i dont see what the big deal is. if you feel like whacking it (or shaking it apparently) then do it. dont torture yourself. its a natural urge. especially when you start eying old ladies and what not. the only time i say dont whack off is when youre expecting to get some. save it for the act, but if youre not boning anyone, let loose a few knuckle children, who cares?
 
a question:

when someone has not been masturbating during a long period of time - it happens to be a reason for surge of pride, and to give respect for,

but why no one is boasting of their plans for getting next 2 months without sex (or of the previous 2 months without it).. mysterious indeed! :sex:
 
i once went a week...seven days without jackin. hardest thing in my life. you know after a while even the most simple ads and commercials get you so hot you have to cut off your hands... but i did it and on the eighth day, i think i wanked like seven times to make up for it all. lol
 
I went 2 months (60 days) last year. No porn. No masturbation. :)

That's the way it is for me too. I would hate to be addicted to masturbation, but I remember back when I was. Which brings me to a question. How old are some of these people?
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I wouldn't need to shake my snake as often either, except then I think of Phoebe Cates and her goddesslike body from back in the day, in that Blue Lagoon rip-off movie. Then I get a stiffie.
 
I don't understand the point. When I stop masterbating for awhile I don't feel pride nor do I have a better time when I start up again.
 
I wouldn't need to shake my snake as often either, except then I think of Phoebe Cates and her goddesslike body from back in the day, in that Blue Lagoon rip-off movie. Then I get a stiffie.


I've said it before. I don't think it's something I really want to talk about if you don't mind. :jester:

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What's the point in not wanking?
Going without something that will not hurt anyone else, is self flagellation.
 
HEY! old ladys need love too
 
probably a month i think, and i was still looking at porn too. i just didnt ejaculate. (it was better too)
 
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