I tried to spy on my girl

[Tittyman5000]

Well it seems like he's going to ignore all the advice everyone has given him and continues to do his own anyway, So why even ask what we think?
All I can say is, "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
:thefinger:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I like him. He reminds me of WTC. And I need a new pet .....

 

[StanScratch]

This is playing out like a sitcom. A really, really, really bad sitcom. I hope it gets cancelled soon.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I can only surmise that you live in your parents' basement. Show her your basement. Bitches love basements.

 

[PirateKing]

I can't wait to see how this obsession further develops. Soon you'll be starting consecutive threads titled: "what's the best place to surprise women with chloroform", "how do you hide a dead body?", and finally "need a good lawyer". Not that you would even take any of our advice on those subjects either, because we've all told you to stop being so lame and move on yet you still carry on this charade.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I can't wait to see how this obsession further develops. Soon you'll be starting consecutive threads titled: "what's the best place to surprise women with chloroform", "how do you hide a dead body?", and finally "need a good lawyer".

Damn I wish I could rep you for this, but I have been too slutty with you, according to Petra's all seeing Rep Eye ...

 

[STDiva]

I just read the original post. It's funnier than I thought. Who creates a fake facebook account to spy?? I doubt you're old enough to be on this board, and if you are, you're the biggest loser I've ever seen on this board. And I don't mean loser like the sic Beck song. I mean it as in, not a winner. You suck at life. You're a pathetic excuse of a human being. Did you think you were going to find out some dark hidden secret by creating a fake facebook account? Did you think you were out smarting her? Did you think you were being smooth? You're not Sherlock Holmes. You're not even Encyclopedia Brown. You're a fucking loser. Look at yourself. Ignoring all the advice you were given and failing at the spy game anyway. I hope you keep obsessing over this broad, to the point where it eats you up. And your avatar is fucking stupid.

 

[gloyster]

REALLY?

Why should I listen to someone called STDiva? and what the fuck do you know about me red knees? I'm not the first person to try and snoop and I won't be the last.

 

[STDiva]

REALLY?

Why should I listen to someone called STDiva?

It'd be the smartest thing you'll ever do.

 

[gloyster]

I'd piss in your cuts first.

 

[Icewater Jones]

If you have to spy on 'your girl', chances are she isn't 'your girl'. She, in fact, never was 'your girl' and will never be 'your girl'.






BTW: Does this chick have any idea how much of a fucking creep you are??? Quit this bullshit already!




Let me help you out:

1: Nobody here gives a fuck about about this.

2: This woman does not want you like that.

3: Being the porn forum creep is not cool.

4: This woman does not want you like that.

5: There is no such thing as stalking or spying your way into a womans heart.

6: Lame is as lame does, and the shit you're doing is lame.

7: This woman does not want you like that.


NOW GO AWAY.

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

REALLY?

Why should I listen to someone called STDiva? and what the fuck do you know about me red knees? I'm not the first person to try and snoop and I won't be the last.

This man is trying to give you some game cos you are a creeper and a pussy yet you throw it back in his face.

Seriously, just leave the forum. You have no business being here.

 

[thapie]

this is all some sort of goof right? i mean if my gf did something with her facebook account and i decided i needed to sleuth out what it was and she found out that i was making fake accounts and trying to trick her into adding me as a friend and so on...she would just come over to my house,kick me in the nuts and say "wtf are you doing?" and i would have to answer "i don't know i guess i have lost my mind" . this stuff is just odd.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

I'm going out on a limb with the consensus of people on here and say: You should stop spying on your girl.

You obviously have trust issues with yourself and women or else you would not have to spy on her. I spied on women before when I was a teenager, but hopefully you will grow out of it. IT IS A PROBLEM. You had to create a fake account to contact her; therefore you lied to her and deceived her. Contrary to popular belief: Lies will get you nowhere. Even if in your mind it's a tiny little lie. Your own mind always tries to justify its actions.

I'd say let it go. You said at the end of this post about you had thought it was going nowhere and were happy being friends. So let it go. Who gives a shit what she's doing? All you're doing is being a creepy bastard by stalking her (Yes, you are stalking her. Stop lying to yourself and those of us on this board.) online.

I think you need to do a lot of soul searching. You're on a porn board asking this type of question. Need I say more? :2 cents:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Here is one way of finding something out that doesn't involve lying, manipulation, and complete idiocy:

Communication.

Why don't you talk to her. Ask her straight up. Be serious about it. Be totally amazed where communication can go. Just don't text her.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Here is one way of finding something out that doesn't involve lying, manipulation, and complete idiocy:

Communication.

Why don't you talk to her. Ask her straight up. Be serious about it.

Where's the fun in that ... ? Surely it's better to be lurking behind her dustbins at 2 in the morning, and masturbating onto her trash than TALKING to her ... psssshaw ... that's just crazy talk

 

[DOA82]

Several things I have taken note of in this thread -

1. Your an idiot.

2. You have resorted to make a fake facebook account in order to spy on your girl.
2.1 - Why would your girl add a complete stranger she has never met to her facebook account? If she did add you, shes as big a fool.

3. You are spying on this girl to see what interaction she is having with her ex. What, you think she is gonna post shit like "thanks for that wonderful sex last, just what I needed" openly for all to see?

4. I must have missed your other posts, but judging from replies, they were equally as pointless.

The trend Im noticing is "You are spying!". Isnt that enough for you to throw in the towel and move on.

If she knows its you then she sure as hell wont forgive you for it, there is no reason in the world to excuse it. If shes not interested in you - move the fuck on.

Cut the ties, get your stuff and go!

Why is common sense the last thing to cross a persons mind?!

You know what, in fact, stay. Be a damned mug, be played like an idiot. It keeps the board alive with threads like this for people to have a laugh at others expense.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I like my advice. Show her your basement. Bitches love basements.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

You should, just ....

 

[Icewater Jones]

Oh is that your bitch????????








Yeah right... what a fuckin' clown.








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