I tried to spy on my girl

[gloyster]

First off she has no proof and no idea it was me who tried to add her, but I have a fake facebook account and found out she was using Facebook again after she told me she had closed it.

She had her ex boyfriend on there and somehow blocked me but my fake name found her. I tried to add her as a friend with the fake name and she phoned me ten minutes later trying to see my reaction I guess.

She had been kinda quiet not speaking with me all day. She phoned up so I felt weird and she asked me to tell me my full name so she could add me on facebook.

I felt a bit nervous and she might of knew but tried talking about other stuff. She spoke casually about a few things and explained to me she was back on(as if she could tell why) and told me how she took it off because of her ex boyfriend but now he has stopped annoying her. She obviously had a idea it was me (called ten minutes after I tried adding her) but sounded guilty for the fact me or my friends might of found her and she had been hidden from me all this time.

Her phone cut off(always does) and when I tried to call back she didn't pick up lol. I learned that she only phoned me to test if it was me and didn't even ask how my day was. Just shows how important I am!

So is it weird if she thinks it's me? plus do you think she would, there is no proof?? I did tell her last week I had a friend with a very similar name to the fake account(forgot how similar) and I called her few hours before I added her with the fake name.

It's been 2 months and she is losing interest and things are not going anywhere really. She refers to herself as single and s*** but acts like we are going out, well she did. I do like her alot but can see her thinking it was me or one of my friends. Again no real proof...what do you lot think?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

'I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided by it I might have been saved from some of my most valuable mistakes.' - - Edna St. Vincent Millay

 

[Hot Mega]

Gloy..you're working on your own smiley at this rate.


Allot like this guy------->

(I feel like I've been Rick Rolled every time I read one of your threads lately.)

 

[TheOrangeCat]

(I feel like I've been Rick Rolled every time I read one of your threads lately.)

I had just got to this point with WTC .. I was beginning to be convinced he was a practical joke.

Gloyster ... I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

 

[gloyster]

Not sure why you are in this thread then.

I just find it bizzare she phoned me when I tried to add her with the fake account. As soon as I picked up she told me she was back on facebook(seemed friendly enough to me) as if she knew it was me and said she was going to add me even though she didn't and my actual name seems to have been blocked by her.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Not sure why you are in this thread then.

I just find it bizzare she phoned me when I tried to add her with the fake account. As soon as I picked up she told me she was back on facebook(seemed friendly enough to me) as if she knew it was me and said she was going to add me even though she didn't and my actual name seems to have been blocked by her.

1. Good point .. I'm like a guy with a sore tooth. Just can't stop wiggling it ... ooowww, owww, that hurts, oww, owww .... mind you, so are you with this 'unique' girl

2. Did you use the same email address to sign up your 'fake' account as you did your real account ...

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

 

[grower_boy]

The whole deal could be one big coincidence, but not matter what I think that honesty is the way to go. Tell her that you want to have a talk with her, and in that talk tell her everything. Hopefully she will tell you everything as well, and then you can see if it's time to move on or not.

 

[gloyster]

2. Did you use the same email address to sign up your 'fake' account as you did your real account ...

No of course not. Besides she didn't even accept the request.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I think you should PM me her Facebook name so I can screencap the 584 obsessive threads you've made about her and send them to her. Seriously dude...I'm refraining from speaking my mind because I don't want to get in trouble but yeah...you're the dude that 99.9% of women avoid because you reek of desperation. The smell from over here is overwhelming. Hope this story doesn't end with this girl getting hacked into pieces, or you committing suicide. :2 cents:

 

[gloyster]

My avatar might reek of the local weirdo but I'm not that bad.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Hope this story doesn't end with this girl getting hacked into pieces, or you committing suicide. :2 cents:

Hope in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up quicker ....

 

[busenbust]

 

[STDiva]

You. You are a fucking idiot.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

My avatar might reek of the local weirdo but I'm not that bad.

Really? REALLY? Because coming onto a porn forum to discuss your obsessive infatuation with this girl, this many times, despite all of us telling you she's playing you (seriously dude, has your dick met her snatch yet?)...yeah, you're a desperate loser. Either that, or you're a troll just trying to seek attention...either of those makes you an idiot. Enjoy your self-imposed celibacy my friend, because I can guarantee you won't be getting any for a looooong time.

Oh and one more thing:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Really? REALLY? Because coming onto a porn forum to discuss your obsessive infatuation with this girl, this many times, despite all of us telling you she's playing you (seriously dude, has your dick met her snatch yet?)...yeah, you're a desperate loser. Either that, or you're a troll just trying to seek attention...either of those makes you an idiot. Enjoy your self-imposed celibacy my friend, because I can guarantee you won't be getting any for a looooong time.

Oh and one more thing:

Ouch ...TKO from the Bacon Queen. I like you mean .... are you practicing expanding your repertoire to include being a Humiliatrix or Dominatrix? (if so, goody-goody)

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Ouch ...TKO from the Bacon Queen. I like you mean .... are you practicing expanding your repertoire to include being a Humiliatrix or Dominatrix? (if so, goody-goody)

lol I wouldn't say that I'm mean...mean people are trying to hurt others...I've only tried to help this guy by telling him exactly whats going on. His stupidity is just making me more and more ...blunt lol.

 

[HeartBroker]

Dude, seriously, I would hire a PI (Private Investigator) to follow up on her.
You know, find out where she's going and who she's seeing etc...
Take a few pics to show where she's at and what she's up to.

The PI could also run a background check on her to find out a little more about her past.

You need this kind of information to decide how to, or if you want to proceed with this girl.

Also, You Might consider getting a "hacker" to break into her accounts and that way you'd know exactly who she's talking to and what she's saying.
A good hardware keylogger would also be an excellent way to make sure she's being straight with you.





Good luck,


~HB


ps
Buy a gun, or a machete.
You're apt to need it later and if you get it now you won't have to rush out to buy one if you end up needing it

 

[TheOrangeCat]

lol I wouldn't say that I'm mean...mean people are trying to hurt others...I've only tried to help this guy by telling him exactly whats going on. His stupidity is just making me more and more ...blunt lol.

mean, schmean .... OK, how about 'feisty' then?

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

You. You are a fucking idiot.

That's my dawg right there, yo! :thumbsup: