There comes a time for everything, and there's something I need to put out in the open. I'm sick and tired of living in a closet of lies, pretending to be someone I'm not...it's time to come out. The truth is...I'm a dumbass! I really am. I like to pretend that I know about politics when I don't know a goddam thing. I really just pretend.
The only stuff I know a lot about is stuff that nobody cares I know about. Like the Interstate Highway system. And the NFL. And wrestling. And NASCAR. And porn. :bowdown: I'm just a trailer park junkie, aren't I? :1orglaugh So to Zolf Te Sung Zimbly and ragincaucasin and all these other guys...now you know the truth about me. It's finally out there in the open. Just like Pat Patterson being gay, and Will Smith being black.
Now who's with me? Where are fellow dumbasses at? Who else is proud to be a dumbass? :1orglaugh
The only stuff I know a lot about is stuff that nobody cares I know about. Like the Interstate Highway system. And the NFL. And wrestling. And NASCAR. And porn. :bowdown: I'm just a trailer park junkie, aren't I? :1orglaugh So to Zolf Te Sung Zimbly and ragincaucasin and all these other guys...now you know the truth about me. It's finally out there in the open. Just like Pat Patterson being gay, and Will Smith being black.
Now who's with me? Where are fellow dumbasses at? Who else is proud to be a dumbass? :1orglaugh
