I think I'm addicted to banging smoking hot broads with my cock-penis

[Ike Stain]

Does anyone know where I can find some?

 

[lurkingdirk]

With your cock-penis, hey?

And why is Justin Beiber one of your tags? You dreaming of his cock-penis, too? He's underage, you sick bastard.


By the way, I'm addicted to banging fresh, soft cow-pies in my neighbours meadow. But I'm not going to start a thread about it. I'm no fucking weirdo...

 

[RealMenSwallow]

What is a cock-penis? Is there some hybrid of the two names now that doctors have recently discovered as a medical defect? I feel sorry for you and any woman you find who let's you put your cock-penis into her pussy-vagina.

 

[Ike Stain]

let's you put your cock-penis into her pussy-vagina.

Exactly! Now you got it!



On a side note I should really take a moment to apologize—this post was way over the top, totally uncalled for, completely excessive. I blame it on 12 straight hours of forum exposure, too many Bieber and Miley Cyrus threads, and of course the hybridization of the human sex-genitals that is currently taking place in secret government laboratories.