I really wish I had a butt!

[doubleday]

You are lovely as is.

 

[pool_hustler]

Meh, butts are overrated anyway.

Hear, hear!

Who in their right mind wants their woman to be built like Refrigerator Perry? :eek:

 

[squallumz]

Flat or not I want to smack it!

:dito: that works for me!

 

[Member2019]

Re: Whoa! Are you really a 5'10" apple shape?

I'm well aware of that,but I'm also aware of a mainstay of all good comedy:

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke."

True 'dat.

And I hope everyone notes I wasn't trying to throw compliments, but point out some things that were obvious, at least to me.

 

[Hot Mega]

Next time you cam, try borrowing a cup of booty from the tease next door...:drool1:

http://www.nextdoortease.com/camerella-cams-booty/

(I really wish I had a butt too now...hers!! Although I would want to see it on me in a different way than you would.:elaugh::o)

 

[Neutron66]

My poor butt is so FLAT and sad...But I really wish I had a butt.

Meh. Your butt may be a little flat sugar, but you know what? I'd still like to bury my face in it for an hour or two.

Whaddaya' say?

 

[hiropro]

Looks fine to me.

 

[Hot Mega]

Re: Whoa! Are you really a 5'10" Apple shape?

Meh, butts are overrated anyway.
They smell like shit, are pimply and hairy and always catch dingleberries!

:eeew: a/p...where are you running into so many skanky, corroded asses?? I just want you to point out where they are so I can high-tail it the in the other direction.

Am I dreaming or are you a tall 5'10", top-heavy Apple?
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lexi_Marie_Mayhem

I've never, ever seen a 5'10" Apple shaped figure before ... ever! Wow! I really don't think you realize how unique you are. Given how the Apple shape typically forms in women who often have ancestry of voluptuous hourglass women combined with shorter women or men they've mated with, it's typically never seen above a height of 5'3".

In the western world, only 8% of women are hourglass, followed by only 12% Apple (virtually all short), and then over 80% of the remaining are pear/spoon or straight shaped. Being Apple is almost as unique as hourglass, and being a tall Apple is virtually never heard of -- much less at 5'10"!

Probably the only model/pornstar I've seen with an Apple shape near your height, dimensions and oh-so-perfectly distributed weight, who happens to be one of my favorites BTW, is Bozena aka Ester aka Tiffany Treasures:
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Bozena

I know you guys are making jokes, but I don't think you understand the first thing about Apple shapes. If she eats more, it's just going to go to her chest and bust, and then her stomach after that, well before hitting her rear.

Typically most women who are Apple shaped would have been hourglass had they hit 5'4"-5'7" or taller. But because they did not, their legs are often very leggy, very sexy, built for a taller woman, but more stout and thicker. Their chest is also larger, with a bosom that often matches. But then their mid-section extends down farther.

Some have wide hips, but their buns rarely develop, so it is flatter. Or they have smaller hips and a smaller set of filled in buns for that reduced size. So they are much like a hourglass, except the total hips and total roundness of their rear never becomes symmetrical to their breasts on the opposing side.

And you find such women at 5' to 5'2", although as short as 4'10" or as tall as 5'4" at times. My wife is 5'3", with an Italian, 5'6" hourglass for a mother and a short, busty, paternal grandmother, so she ended up with a combination -- great legs, thick hips, but a flatter rear, while being chesty.

Some of my favorite Apple shaped models are Arianna Sinn, who has the thighs and hips/handles of my wife, Billie Bombs who has the Italian features in both the body and face, and Devine Devine, who has almost that devilish smile of my wife. Annie Swanson is yet another, popular Apple with a smaller set of hips overall (maybe a little more bun as a result of less wide hips). All are 5'3" or shorter.

But I've never seen a 5'10" Apple before, and now I guess I've at least heard of one -- and I can assume how you come together from some of the pics I've seen, along with the Bozena-style metrics. A full body shot -- especially frontal, side and rear shots -- might show more, especially as you've completely piqued my interest on a whole new level.

I mean, 5'8" Bozena has always been a dreamy pornstar for me, with sprouted legs with that thick, Apple profile, full chest with jutting bust, and just a unique look overall. That's why she's my #1, absolute, all-time favorite in the extremely popular Natural Wonders of the World series, let alone one of my favorite, all-time, top 10 pornstars.

I talk all about the perfect body being a 5'4-5'6", 40-28-40" hourglass body. But when it comes to a lover, I've always been a sucker for that chest-out, top-heavy, sexy legs, thick thighs, wide hips, Apple shaped lover atop of me -- so much so I married such. And when it comes to a tall, oversized Apple, 5'8" Bozena has knocked me out over and over again.

So what's "wrong" with you again?

PV the one thing I will say...you're posts are always 'voluptuous' too.:o

Let me see if I can render a mock, Cliffnotes version of all that;

LMM, over half of all the the chicks probably would give half a tit to have half of the tits you have. Don't worry. Be happy.:nanner:

Is that about right PV?:o

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Pancakes

 

[Scarface7]

Pancakes

 

[lurkingdirk]

this bunny feels your pain.

 

[Lexi Marie Mayhem]

this bunny feels your pain.

Bhahahhahahaaa!

 

[shimmy2]

Sleep with a black guy.

sorry but she does not meet my minimum booty requirement

 

[Lexi Marie Mayhem]

sorry but she does not meet my minimum booty requirement

Lexi Marie Mayhem - booty - FAIL

 

[OhMyItsAGirlx]

You are the spitting image of my best friend except she is only 5'2.. lol i did have to look twice when i saw your face!

 

[Scarface7]

sorry but she does not meet my minimum booty requirement

I guess the responsibility falls to me.

 

[Member2019]

Lexi Marie Mayhem[/URL][/B], post: 5534257, member: 408310"]Lexi Marie Mayhem - booty - FAIL

Not to get even more explicit, but a flatter ass typically means deeper penetration. That's just one more reason I love apple shaped bodies when it comes to a lover.

 

[shimmy2]

a flatter ass typically means deeper penetration

yeah but what fun is sex without "booty recoil". and if you dont lay her flat on her stomach and pancake her nice round booty you are missing out. if you notice on all my movies if a chick has a flat ass i just make it a blowjob scene or something else

 

[Lexi Marie Mayhem]

yeah but what fun is sex without "booty recoil". and if you dont lay her flat on her stomach and pancake her nice round booty you are missing out. if you notice on all my movies if a chick has a flat ass i just make it a blowjob scene or something else

With the amount of cash you flip your girls I am down for whatever. <3 LOL

 

[squallumz]

Lexi Marie Mayhem[/URL][/B], post: 5536013, member: 408310"]With the amount of cash you flip your girls I am down for whatever. <3 LOL

me too. *bends over*