I really want to fuck Lindsay Lohan.

My next Playboy hasn't arrived, so for the past month and a half or so, every time I walk past her issue on my coffee table, I see her...I never really thought much about her before...but I do now...I think the next issue needs to arrive. Or I need to get laid. Or both.

That is all.
 

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