"I Predict"....It's the 2006 Psychic Thread!

[jod0565]

Next week's lotto mumbers will be revealed on television.

BNF will use his trophy to fend off a hoard of milfs trying to get into the first Wal_Mart he opens.

Juballs and his lady will become pregnant this year and name thier son jod jr - if a girl - jodie.

NightFly will will begin posting in green.

Foxy will get too many stalkers to keep track of, but will only love one - me.

Asianxxxchick will again rule the board with an iron keyboard to keep us free from the minions who have "postdumbshititis."

AmericanHarley will line up Mcrocket, Poggy, and Ipooptoomuch as his wedding crashers.

Saint will race and win a trophy similar to BNF's, but with a leather jacket covering the abs.

Tunsty will move on from Freeones to appear at the Improv - his best routine will be talking about time spent on the net posting on a porn board.

TallCowboy will buy a Toyota.

CivicKiller will confess.

Colonel will still be here "cleaning up other people's messes."

Pitino will emerge as The Mod who loves Bella - oh, sorry.

Aces&Jacks will mis id a girl.

 

[foxycougar]

Lol, hilarious, jod. You know I love ya whether you stalk me or not

 

[Anonymous2]

I don't know about your predictions jod, BNF, and tunsty. Maybe your balls (that's crystal balls) were a little cloudy? :dunno: Anyway, these predictions have been thoroughly verified by leading psychics from around the globe:

- jdb will move to New Zealand
- There will be a thread titled "I got jizz in my eyes when I wanked last night what should I do?"
- tunsty will come up with at least 5 new contributions to the "Got wood?" thread
- Freeones will retire, sell insurance policies to the elderly and hands the site over to Marie
- who will introduce a strict women-only rule when aloowing new members onto the board
- a newbie will find and use the search button within the first week of his membership
- Comanduc will fall into a posting frenzy from which he awakes three months and 5,000 posts later
- AmericanHarley will not post for a week after his wedding
- BNF will become a quiet observer

Happy New Year, everyone! :hatsoff:

 

[epic]

hmm, let's see...
- just another missionaire will sign up and post a thread like "you wretched infidels, blah blah!!" then will be banned and will cause tunsty's hands to itch..
- i will finish my "wall of pornstars and centerfolds" (yeah, i'm working on it)..
- jenna heart will sign up (oh please god!)..
- a pornstar will come to cyprus to sign my forehead (i have a dream...)..
- i will introduce you with more turkish delight..
- i will buy original "pirates" DVD..
- marie will come out with more "FO point games" (i missed those)
- we can buy DVD's and FO merchandise with our points..

hmm, i'm not really predicting but mostly "wishing" in this post..

 

[member2686]

I brought georges back from the dead today (is that a blessing or a Pandora's Box?!?! LOL!) after IMing with him... Where's my rep. for that, people?! LOL! <------Note text color...

LMAO

I gotta come up with some predictions of my own now, dammit...as if I don't write enough on this board already!!! lol :nanner: :thumbsup:

 

[foxycougar]

Yeah, this should be a 6-pager, 'Fly!!

 

[member2686]

I'll have to consult my psychic nerve center (currently about 6 prescriptions [some of them pretty fun ones] from my doctors) and a dozen pints of beer or so in doing so...lol It should be a good little piece of spacey otherworldliness...lmao Hey, it's New Year's Day and I'm still off work on medical leave, so why not enjoy it, eh? lmao :nanner: :thumbsup:

Yeah, this should be a 6-pager, 'Fly!!

 

[TallCowboy]

1 Prediction wont happen

TallCowboy will buy a Toyota...I am nothing but a Chevy Guy will never buy anything but a Chevy...LOL...but i did think about it when i was 18 buying a Toyota

 

[foxycougar]

I'll have to consult my psychic nerve center (currently about 6 prescriptions [some of them pretty fun ones] from my doctors) and a dozen pints of beer or so in doing so...lol It should be a good little piece of spacey otherworldliness...lmao Hey, it's New Year's Day and I'm still off work on medical leave, so why not enjoy it, eh? lmao :nanner: :thumbsup:

Well....we're waiting.....lol

 

[tunsty]

- tunsty will come up with at least 5 new contributions to the "Got wood?" thread

...and the rest

 

[member2686]

You're gonna have to wait a bit longer. I'm working on Crissy's and Terri's boards at the moment. Work first, fun later...and oh what fun it'll be!!! lol :thumbsup: :nanner:

Well....we're waiting.....lol

 

[juballs]

predictions for 2006

American Harley overtakes everybody and finishes with 15,000-20,000 posts by Christmas.

HotRod returns claiming he preformed surgery on simese twins while shagging them both at the same time.

Georges sticks around for a while, forgets about us again and leaves till Christmas.

A Uber-member arises from the ashes.

A new member joins a single handedly posts over 400 times in 1 day... then gets banned for being 13.

 

[icerfan]

icerfanpsu will figure out that text also exists in black

I can just type in plain old text like everyone else. If it pleases you sir, I shall do so! LOL :bowdown:

 

[member2686]

Use whatever suits you, Icer. I started out with a Mac, typing in Palatino or Times New Roman, blue, size 12 font and have never changed, except I went over to the dark side and Windows is my world now... Mac just doesn't compete, IMO. Apple makes some good products, but they're just not for me anymore.

I can just type in plain old text like everyone else. If it pleases you sir, I shall do so! LOL :bowdown:

 

[member20672]

predictions for 2006

American Harley overtakes everybody and finishes with 15,000-20,000 posts by Christmas.

Hmmmm....I don't think I'll be moving that fast, but hey, everyone's got goals.


And BNF, I don't think I could get up to 80 posts a day, but I'll for sure not lose my internet:tongue:

 

[4G63]

1 Prediction wont happen

TallCowboy will buy a Toyota...I am nothing but a Chevy Guy will never buy anything but a Chevy...LOL...but i did think about it when i was 18 buying a Toyota

You do know that GM/Chevrolet have a technology deal with Toyota. More and more since about 1994 Chevys have been turning into Toyotas. Did you know that the Chevy Cavalier is sold in Japan under the Toyota name?

 

[Ax3C]

I'll have to consult my psychic nerve center (currently about 6 prescriptions [some of them pretty fun ones] from my doctors) and a dozen pints of beer or so in doing so...lol It should be a good little piece of spacey otherworldliness...lmao Hey, it's New Year's Day and I'm still off work on medical leave, so why not enjoy it, eh? lmao :nanner: :thumbsup:

So ... we're feeling mighty fine and havin' a wee bit o' fun tonight, are we? You should've been here (Houston) last night ...

WHOOO - EEEEE and YEEEE - HAW

All I got to say. (And you know exactly who and what I'm referring to!)

 

[hiriya]

Someone should stay and see who is following the predictions... I

 

[om3ga]

predictions for 2006

HotRod returns claiming he preformed surgery on simese twins while shagging them both at the same time.

Arrrggghhh!!!!



[edit] The above to be used in case Hotrod11inches returns.....