I need to get laid in the worst way.

[drf]

My left hand just isn't doing it for me anymore. (sigh)

 

[Poseidon25]

Well posting here isn't going to help. Go do it!

 

[dbradford8589]

Get off the computer and get out of the house might be your first step.

 

[titsrock]

Onward HO!!!!!!!!

(I need to some snatch too )

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Try your right instead.

 

[roronoa3000]

1. Grab a ruler
2. Measure penis
3. Grab a knife
4. Grab a watermelon
5. Cut a cylinder shape hole the length of cock
6. Insert penis
.....................
7. Orgasm
8. Eat watermelon

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

wen my wife wont fuck me, i usually rent a hotel room at the omini, call a couple of hookers and get a eightball and party and fuck all nite. by 3 in the afternoon, they leave and im back to my family life

 

[biomech]

Good luck with that. Posting it here should help you greatly.

 

[magicspore]

Maybe you need to change who you are jerking off to.

Or mix it with beer and drugs since life is too short to waste on porn alone.

 

[Rasho]

If you can't get laid on a Saturday night, then good luck getting laid the other 6 days.

 

[maildude]

Go to church. There are lots of desperate, horny Christian girls at church.

 

[knowone]

If you are looking for the worst way to have sex, this is the right place to ask for advice.

 

[nerffren]

knock on all your neightbors doors asking for john or rob or somebody random, until one of them happens to be a hot chic. Then ask if she is DTF

 

[GregCentauro]

The worst way would be a woman over 25. You honeslty can't be THAT desperate.

 

[D-rock]

There's always the BlueBalls route that some people have contemplated in their worst nightmares when they were the most desperate. :dunno:

 

[Galactic]

There's always the BlueBalls route that some people have contemplated in their worst nightmares when they were the most desperate. :dunno:

No. Not in one million years. No.

 

[jod0565]

The worst way would be with BlueBalls.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Go to church. There are lots of desperate, horny Christian girls at church.

Excellent advice.

Or, since you live in Indiana, I bet Lurkingdirk would give you a HJ for 10 bucks.

 

[LukeEl]

My left hand just isn't doing it for me anymore. (sigh)

Well have you tried your right hand? Opposite appendages should be treated equally you know.

 

[316sherm]