I need money for a boob job

[gunslingingbird]

I was having a conversation with Nikki a few minutes ago about how it's not fair that porn stars can beg for money for their cell phone bills and other shit, and she mentioned how, if they can beg for that, she should be able to beg for vacation money (this awesome Groupon deal where $799 gets airfare, lodging, and car rental for 6 days in Ireland). I then thought I'd go a step further, and ask you guys for money for a boob job.

Please, kind people of Freeones, look into your hearts (and wallets) and find enough caring (and cash) to help me fulfill my dream. :boobies:

 

[Harley Spencer]

Here I thought you were going to say that it's not fair for porn stars to go begging for money for cell phone bills and whatnot while in the meantime they're using their money to get a boob job instead of paying their own damn bills.

 

[BlueBalls]

Do you want me to post a check or is Paypal, ok?

 

[bobjustbob]

My man boobs are about B cups now. I could have some sucked out of them for you.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Here I thought you were going to say that it's not fair for porn stars to go begging for money for cell phone bills and whatnot while in the meantime they're using their money to get a boob job instead of paying their own damn bills.

Does that sound like something I'd say? :angels:

Do you want me to post a check or is Paypal, ok?

Either or. Money orders work as well.

My man boobs are about B cups now. I could have some sucked out of them for you.

Ya know, as generous as your offer is, I'm gonna decline, and insist on a proper procedure just because I don't know where your man-boobs have been. :hatsoff:

 

[georges]

no, I refuse to believe it.

 

[StanScratch]

I put money up, I am going to need to get a very good feel of them. At least four hours.

 

[SabrinaDeep]

I'm sending this boobdget your way, guns.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I'll pay for them in their entirety, if you agree to get a tattoo that says "Property of Joe Piscopo" right above your cleavage.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'll donate £50 if you Promise to give me an unshaven titwank with the finished articles. I love it when a hairy chested titwank leaves chest hairs lodged under my foreskin.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Hahaha I love that you ACTUALLY did this.. Andddd I'll help you pay for your boob job if you help me pay for my Ireland trip!

We could use your boob job to raise money for my Ireland trip USING your new boobs! We'll charge people 100 dollars to feel em and after 8 or 9 people I'll be set!

 

[DR. B]

I then thought I'd go a step further, and ask you guys for money for a boob job.

you must have saw this on the news, not cool to take other women's ideas :/



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...east-implants_n_1671417.html?utm_hp_ref=style

 

[cindy CD/TV]

I was having a conversation with Nikki a few minutes ago about how it's not fair that porn stars can beg for money for their cell phone bills and other shit, and she mentioned how, if they can beg for that, she should be able to beg for vacation money (this awesome Groupon deal where $799 gets airfare, lodging, and car rental for 6 days in Ireland). I then thought I'd go a step further, and ask you guys for money for a boob job.
Please, kind people of Freeones, look into your hearts (and wallets) and find enough caring (and cash) to help me fulfill my dream. :boobies:

For some of us, that "dream" you're mocking is something very REAL and very personal. Thanks for shitting all over it. Hey, friends, you got my back on this, right? ......... Right? *crickets* Oh yeah .... forgot. Silly me.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

For some of us, that "dream" you're mocking is something very REAL and very personal. Thanks for shitting all over it. Hey, friends, you got my back on this, right? ......... Right? *crickets* Oh yeah .... forgot. Silly me.

i'm 90% sure that wasn't really his intent...:dunno:

 

[ThatRedWing]

Maybe you can come to some kind of arrangement. :dunno:

http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...t-have-a-BJ-lined-up-yet-can-FreeOnes-Help-me

 

[STDiva]

Groupon ftw

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

www.myfreeimplants.com

You're welcome

 

[Vanilla Bear]

For some of us, that "dream" you're mocking is something very REAL and very personal. Thanks for shitting all over it. Hey, friends, you got my back on this, right? ......... Right? *crickets* Oh yeah .... forgot. Silly me.

I always got your back, Babes. :lovecoupl

www.myfreeimplants.com

You're welcome

:wtf:

 

[vodkazvictim]

For some of us, that "dream" you're mocking is something very REAL and very personal. Thanks for shitting all over it. Hey, friends, you got my back on this, right? ......... Right? *crickets* Oh yeah .... forgot. Silly me.

Stop being such a drama queen.

Also, good luck with the boobjob thing. I'd help, but my wife takes all my money, so I'm poor.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Stop being such a drama queen.

Also, good luck with the boobjob thing. I'd help, but my wife takes all my money, so I'm poor.

Didn't you just kill your wife?