I need A Valentine.... contest

[AddisonORiley]

Tell you what, lets turn this around:
YO

U can be MY valentine if you let me shit on your chest. Dealio?
C'mon, it's a great offer Lol.

Hmmmm sounds tempting

 

[vodkazvictim]

Hmmmm sounds tempting

*considers response options*

1: You lie like a rug.
2: You mutilated my post like the Dutch mutilate the German language
3: In the Navy...


I can smell the sarcasm...
If I wasn't in Britain I'd happily take you to a nice restaurant for dinner this valentines.
Let me know if you ever come to Britain, I'll tell you the best sights (MrTrebus is actually nobility here BTW)

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Sounds good to me ill end it tomorrow night so you have plenty of time

I'd better wolf down some lettuce then

 

[AddisonORiley]

*considers response options*

1: You lie like a rug.
2: You mutilated my post like the Dutch mutilate the German language
3: In the Navy...


I can smell the sarcasm...
If I wasn't in Britain I'd happily take you to a nice restaurant for dinner this valentines.
Let me know if you ever come to Britain, I'll tell you the best sights (MrTrebus is actually nobility here BTW)

Thanks babe...

 

[Erika Red]

Ok so I'm thinking I need an online Valentine, here's my proposal. The next time you cum try to shape it into a heart some creative way. Either post it here or email it to me at addisonoriley1@yahoo.com the best heart will get a special Valentines Day package from me to you....

Oh babe I luv the way you think - I have a B/G shoot tomorrow, I will have to try that out! :clap:
Thanks!

 

[enndaley]

Talk about distractions: kids were crashing around in the hall and stairway-little Asian girls, no more than 10-and it sounds like bowling balls rolling down the stairs. Later on, the battery in the wireless mouse died, and I do NOT use the Dell Touchpad unless I absolutely have to. So I'm trying to remember where the batteries are, finally find them-then the old battery was stuck in the mouse until I forced it out, causing it to shoot over into a stack of books and magazines and CDs, followed by an avalanche...

 

[Tittyman5000]

I'd better wolf down some lettuce then

A cat wolfing down lettuce to make a heart..... I can so picture that!

 

[enndaley]

A cat wolfing down lettuce to make a heart..... I can so picture that!

I thought it was celery that one was supposed to wolf down-like, a whole stalk of celery. I once read that if you chew celery for a long time, you actually burn up more calories than you're ingesting. Too bad that doesn't work with pizzas...

 

[AddisonORiley]

Celery dipped in ranch should help...

 

[itellnolies]

I suppose I could try an do it all in bianary code..but you wouldnt really see what I am trying to say...HAPPY VALENTINES DAY !!!..Please pass this on to all the official sites for me......Thanks...Kiss an hug to all you girls..for making our lives that much better..Not everyday we get to see a perfect 10,9,8 an so on..

 

[AddisonORiley]

Your sweet happy vagina day

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Celery dipped in ranch should help...

For voluminous, creamy-yet-tangy loads??

 

[DietCrush]

my heart was more of a blob totally ashamed of my aim

 

[AddisonORiley]

There's always tomorrow

 

[Hugetitlover]

This is so much harder than I thought it would be, but loads of fun trying ...see what I did there... well time to try again, lets see which Addison pics to use this time. :rubbel:

 

[DietCrush]

since my heart was little more than a blob of goo I added a poem to try to redeem haha

 

[AddisonORiley]

Haha did you send em?

 

[DietCrush]

Haha did you send em?

of course lol twas fun very good contest idea addison lol

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I missed and hit the couch (damn you, Dani Jensen).

It did make an interesting Rorschach image tho. If I squint at it, I swear is spells out

D - I - R - K

 

[AddisonORiley]

Oh Jesus don't put out am eye