I lost my ring

[Uber Troll]

Where might I find it?

Seriously, if you lost a ring, where might you have lost it?

 

[sean miguel]

it was that nasty bagginses.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

It's in my pocketses.

 

[xfire]

Pawnshop, that's where most shit like that ends up.

 

[Briana Lee]

Have you checked to see if it's on any of your fingers?

 

[Rane1071]

Is it under the fridge? Shit always ends up under the fridge.


Or in the vacuum.

it was that nasty bagginses.

lol :1orglaugh

 

[Antonella Kahllo]

between the cushions in the couch or under the bed.

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Is it under the fridge? Shit always ends up under the fridge.


Or in the vacuum.



lol :1orglaugh

LoL:rofl2:

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

it was that nasty bagginses.

Fucking. Win.

Win win win.

It's in my pocketses.

Also win. But second win. But win all the same.

 

[knowone]

Obviously you want to look for it where the light is best.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Probably a Gremlin again

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

That's obviously not a sock. But it does work to find lost jewelry.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

It fell off and went straight down the terlet.

 

[Supafly]

Ask yourself:

Is it a tight fitting ring? Or does it fit rather loose?

If it fits real tight, the loss must have been in a situation where there is some sort of either or and lubrication or forced use of said hand was involvbed, possibly your car needed some mechanical attention? Or you were doing the dishes, and scrubbed something really hard and it slipped off?

Of course, it could be involving some other lubricant, and now be in some person's ass. Done any fisting lately? There you go!

You are welcome!

 

[Ari Dee]

Depends on what you usually take it off for.
Do you take it off when you shower, when you work on the car, when you garden, when you do dishes? etc.

It's probably down a drain or under a piece of furniture.

Someone in my family lost their class ring for like 20 years and thought their housekeeper stole it the whole time.. only for someone to find it in a jar candle that got put up in the attic.

 

[Will E Worm]

"Well, that's the story. So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, 'cause you never can tell; there just might be a gremlin in your house".

 

[Uber Troll]

Never mind folks, it was in my ass. Tastes like sweetcorn.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Fantastic bit of trolling for a relative newb. You may make the Troll Hall of Fame but you gotta get to slapping around retarded Fins and conspiracy theorists for consideration.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Fantastic bit of trolling for a relative newb. You may make the Troll Hall of Fame but you gotta get to slapping around retarded Fins and conspiracy theorists for consideration.

I don't know. That took too long. I've seen better

 

[Uber Troll]

Fantastic bit of trolling for a relative newb. You may make the Troll Hall of Fame but you gotta get to slapping around retarded Fins and conspiracy theorists for consideration.

It also tastes like dick.

 

[L3ggy]