I just went too..........

I just went to my first strip club, really a Go Go Club on Monday and again on Wednesday! Does anyone live around New Jesrsey? On Monday I went to PUMPS near the Rockaway Mall and on Wednesday I went to Ray's Inn near Sussex County Community College!!!!! Believe it or not, I am 21 years old and I have never dated a girl, kissed or a girl, or had sex with a girl..........Seriously! And Yes, I'm really a virgin! But I have to admit, I was pretty nervous and I was really intimidated by the dancers on stage! But what made my day yesterday was when one of the Go Go dancers was asked by two guys if whether or not her tits were real or not and she said "yeah, their real", so when she came by to dance for me, I asked her if whether her tits were real or not and she said "What do you think? Yeah their real", and out of the blue, I asked her if I could touch her tits and she said, "Yeah, you can touch them sweetie", and I then put my hand under her right tit and lifted up a little and I then pinched her soft nipple and and I then gave her a dollar bill! After about ten minutes, she came back and shaked her ass and flashed her tits again and I asked her if I could touch her tits again and she said yeah, and this time, I actually grabbed her right tit, shoke it and pinched her really soft nipples and touched her her left cheek and told her that she was beautiful and that her titties were real nice! I couldn't believe how good it felt to touch a woman's tits and how soft a woman's nipples can feel! Just touching her tits and pinching her soft nipples actually gave me a real, rock solid hard-on and I really wanted to fuck her so badly, but the problem is that she is a stripper and not a prostitute and I'm a virgin with ZERO experience with girls! I really need help you guys! Do you guys know any girls or somewhere where I can go lose my virginity? I was thinking of going to Amsterdam in the Netherlands to lose my virginity, but I don't know? I'll get into more detail with another post. But if you do, e-mail at HecLar8492@yahoo.com. Thanks! See You Later!!!!!
 
try vagas.... congrats on the experience. when you go to that kind of place, don't expect too much out of it, and no the girls are just trying to get to your $$$, that's what they do. anyways good luck, i'm sure there is some one out there for you.
 
Well congratulations!
Well not a good idea to post your email address in an open forum.
So you have gotten your strip club cherry popped. Well if you actually have the disposable income available dancers can make for some of the most interesting girlfriends you can have.
Guy I went to school with when I was growing up, and then college with for a while has only dated dancers and other 'adult entertainers'. He is probably the smartest dude I have ever known he actually had 6 patents before his Junior year of High School. What he and I thought of as a big problem for him ended up being a kind of blessing in the case of his first girlfriend. Like I mentioned he is a fucking genius but he had 0 people skills, well it seems that a lot of girls seemt to like 'training' men to be the men they want to be around. It seems that entertainers seem to like 'training' men in this way a lot more than
women who are not. The end result was this guys first girlfriend (a dancer) taught him everything to never do around any woman and everything he needed to do mostly cause he didnt have any bad habbits already learned.
Now back to your situation, why dont you just find one of these hotties that catches your eye and talk to her like a person (dont talk to her tits). Ask her what she is interested in, tell her what you are interested in (other than her) and somewhere while you are talking to her You Might want to just tell her about your 'clean slate' status. You Might just find yourself becoming her new "pet project".
If you are intersted in resolving the virgin delema the monetary way I would suggest a trip to Nevada before thinking about europe.
 
What are you going to do next? I'm goin to Disneyworld!
 
What are you going to do next? I'm goin to Disneyworld!

I'll see you there. :party:

To the OP......sounds like a fun time.....don't get caught up with the stripper crowd though. Seriously.

A buddy of mine worked as a DJ at a club here in the town I live in.....we hung out and partied with all the girls on several occasions.....dude, they are a problematic bunch, to put it nicely. You will lose your money, you will lose you self respect, and you will lose your sanity if you cajole with them too much.

Go the clubs once in a while if you must, though I find the frustration felt from looking and not touching the way I want to is enough of a deterrent for me to stay away, and save what little cash I do have.
 
I feel the same way when I go to the museum.

I got banned from the Louvre for rubbing my dick on a Picasso.
 
I feel the same way when I go to the museum.

I got banned from the Louvre for rubbing my dick on a Picasso.

I hear ya. Man they got angry when I whipped my cock out and tried to show Mona Lisa just what I thought of her......turned into quite the donnybrook.
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
What's up with newbies throwing their email address's at us? This is becoming a habit, and a bloody serious one at that. I have already had 2 noobs send me their personal address via PM.

I am calling you out, dude.


I don't trust anyone. Ever. With anything. It makes me mighty suspicious that someone gives their address like that. I start to think virus.

Forgive me if I am posting out of turn. Not trying to embarrass you, it is just beginning to smell like spam spirit.
 
I just went to my first strip club, really a Go Go Club on Monday and again on Wednesday! Does anyone live around New Jesrsey? On Monday I went to PUMPS near the Rockaway Mall and on Wednesday I went to Ray's Inn near Sussex County Community College!!!!! Believe it or not, I am 21 years old and I have never dated a girl, kissed or a girl, or had sex with a girl..........Seriously! And Yes, I'm really a virgin! But I have to admit, I was pretty nervous and I was really intimidated by the dancers on stage! But what made my day yesterday was when one of the Go Go dancers was asked by two guys if whether or not her tits were real or not and she said "yeah, their real", so when she came by to dance for me, I asked her if whether her tits were real or not and she said "What do you think? Yeah their real", and out of the blue, I asked her if I could touch her tits and she said, "Yeah, you can touch them sweetie", and I then put my hand under her right tit and lifted up a little and I then pinched her soft nipple and and I then gave her a dollar bill! After about ten minutes, she came back and shaked her ass and flashed her tits again and I asked her if I could touch her tits again and she said yeah, and this time, I actually grabbed her right tit, shoke it and pinched her really soft nipples and touched her her left cheek and told her that she was beautiful and that her titties were real nice! I couldn't believe how good it felt to touch a woman's tits and how soft a woman's nipples can feel! Just touching her tits and pinching her soft nipples actually gave me a real, rock solid hard-on and I really wanted to fuck her so badly, but the problem is that she is a stripper and not a prostitute and I'm a virgin with ZERO experience with girls! I really need help you guys! Do you guys know any girls or somewhere where I can go lose my virginity? I was thinking of going to Amsterdam in the Netherlands to lose my virginity, but I don't know? I'll get into more detail with another post. Thanks! See You Later!!!!!
Yeah!!!!!
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
What are you going to do next? I'm goin to Disneyworld!

:1orglaugh

As far as your question....(no offense meant either).....are you like really shy or fat or ugly or something? You make it sound like an impossibility that you could find a girl who might be interested in you without going to a titty bar or a whorehouse.

:dunno::confused::dunno:
 
As far as your question....(no offense meant either).....are you like really shy or fat or ugly or something? You make it sound like an impossibility that you could find a girl who might be interested in you without going to a titty bar or a whorehouse.

:dunno::confused::dunno:


I was going to ask the same question
 
No, I'm actually good-looking and in shape, but the problem is that I am always around my brothers, friends, and family and while in high school, I knew a few girls who were interested in me, but I never went to the max, and as a result, as time and time passed on by and when I graduated from high school, I still had ZERO experience with a girl, NADA, none what-so-ever, and here I am, almost three years after my high school graduation, with no luck what-so-ever or at all! I have to tell you guys, its something that I am not proud of and I am really pissed off and embarrassed about the whole ordeal! It has gotten to the point where my confidence is at an all-time low! I NEED HELP!!!!!
 
No, I'm actually good-looking and in shape, but the problem is that I am always around my brothers, friends, and family and while in high school, I knew a few girls who were interested in me, but I never went to the max, and as a result, as time and time passed on by and when I graduated from high school, I still had ZERO experience with a girl, NADA, none what-so-ever, and here I am, almost three years after my high school graduation, with no luck what-so-ever or at all! I have to tell you guys, its something that I am not proud of and I am really pissed off and embarrassed about the whole ordeal! It has gotten to the point where my confidence is at an all-time low! I NEED HELP!!!!!




Cmon you cant be that good looking if you have NO EXPERIENCE with a girl at all... Post a Pic then I will help lol
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Easiest thing I can say is dating and getting laid is like baseball. You need to get out and ask don't fear rejection. Baseball a good average is .300, not all women are going to say yes, keep trying you will find one persistance is key. As for the strippers;run away do not get involved, its there job; hide your wallet and run.
 
Maybe they could make a television commercial out of his experience. They could call the theme of it, "The power of boobies".
 
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