I just killed my wife.

[vodkazvictim]

Bitch had it coming.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

did she deny you sticking it in her ass again?

 

[PirateKing]

Seeing as how she was married to you, it was surely an act of mercy.

 

[squallumz]

watch it be true.

 

[John_8581]

Stop using those pins!!! -- they take the air right out of her!! ... :rofl:

 

[SabrinaDeep]

Honestly...very bad tasty post Vodka. I'm disappointed.

 

[Ace Bandage]

She'll be back to lead the zombie apocalypse.

Plan accordingly.

 

[BlueBalls]

You're going to kill yourself now, right? Don't be a bitch.

 

[STDiva]

Honestly...very bad tasty post Vodka. I'm disappointed.

Just now your disappointed?

 

[SabrinaDeep]

I believe in people. I shouldn't, they say, but i still do.

 

[Supafly]

VV - you were funny.

Now you just quit that.

 

[Moonchild22]

So edgy. Oh, what will he say next?
I didn't know attention-starved 13 year olds with aspergers were allowed to get married.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Yeah, blowup dolls tend to pop when you poke them with sharp objects. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. :thumbsup:

I didn't know attention-starved 13 year olds with aspergers were allowed to get married.

There's hope for fallhell! :eek:

 

[Lorazepam]

where did you put the body? BB may want some time with her.







if what you're saying is true. this is truly fucked up.

 

[StanScratch]

I believe in people. I shouldn't, they say, but i still do.

VV is not people.

 

[Shifty]

With kindness?



Edit - With kindness you sick, depraved bastard?

 

[vodkazvictim]

did she deny you sticking it in her ass again?

:thefinger

Seeing as how she was married to you, it was surely an act of mercy.

:thumbsup: well done!

Stop using those pins!!! -- they take the air right out of her!! ... :rofl:

Nobody ever made that joke before. Mayhem wasn't the first to make it.
Also, fuck you.

Honestly...very bad tasty post Vodka. I'm disappointed.

You never expected anything good of me, did you?

She'll be back to lead the zombie apocalypse.

Plan accordingly.

Moar vitriol, puhleaze dewd!

You're going to kill yourself now, right? Don't be a bitch.

I am a bitch. But you're right. I should kill myself.
And I will.
When my post count reaches 10K

So edgy. Oh, what will he say next?
I didn't know attention-starved 13 year olds with aspergers were allowed to get married.

Try harder. I'm sure you can do better than that.

Yeah, blowup dolls tend to pop when you poke them with sharp objects. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. :thumbsup:



There's hope for fallhell! :eek:

Yeah, you aint even the first in this thread to make that joke.
Do better.

VV is not people.

:thumbsup:
Correct!

With kindness?


Edit - With kindness you sick, depraved bastard?

Wasn't this originally a Goodfellas reference?










Yeah. I didn't kill her, but to the neighbours it sounded like I was killing her.

 

[DR. B]

I am a bitch. But you're right. I should kill myself.
And I will.
When my post count reaches 10K

Even in death, you'd still be a bitch. If you ever get the balls to kill yourself, say hello to 24788 for us you disabled shitbag.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?570729-I-really-can-t-go-on-any-longer-with-life

 

[Lorazepam]

Even in death, you'd still be a bitch. If you ever get the balls to kill yourself, say hello to 24788 for us you disabled shitbag.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?570729-I-really-can-t-go-on-any-longer-with-life

hahaha. dr. pepper thinks he's cool. :hugkiss: :kiss: