NEWS BULLETIN -
A recent outbreak of "Bieber Fever" as scientists are calling it, has actually been diagnosed as an advanced Cancer-HIV hybrid. The disease takes hold in the form of hero-worship, impulse buying of poor quality music, on-set of homosexuality and finally, a gruesome inexplicably painful death.
Those suffering from these symptoms are report to designated detention areas or make yourself known to the authorities. There is no known cure and we are treating those affected with the same dignity as anyone no longer fit to live in modern society, which is to say, shot on sight.