I have a hole in my sock...

[Petra]

Yeah? Well, you'd best clip them toenails before your new socks look like Swiss cheese.

I did. I even might schedule myself a pedicure next month if I can ever reconcile the fact that my nail lady would have to touch my feet...

 

[gunslingingbird]

I did. I even might schedule myself a pedicure next month if I can ever reconcile the fact that my nail lady would have to touch my feet...

I can think of someone in Germany who would probably pay you to give you a pedicure.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Is Petra allowed to clip her toenails in the office? Isn't there a risk of the shrapnel breaking windows and computers? In that enclosed space, isn't there a serious health risk?

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Is Petra allowed to clip her toenails in the office? Isn't there a risk of the shrapnel breaking windows and computers? In that enclosed space, isn't there a serious health risk?

We take her to the vet when she needs to have her nails clipped.

Safer for everyone, especially since they can sedate her. She tends to get a bit narky when unknown people get too close.

 

[Petra]

We take her to the vet when she needs to have her nails clipped.

Safer for everyone, especially since they can sedate her. She tends to get a bit narky when unknown people get too close.

Were you following me in the Ikea Sunday? I swear I didn't actually use the magnetic knife strip as a baseball bat on anyone's heads.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Were you following me in the Ikea Sunday? I swear I didn't actually use the magnetic knife strip as a baseball bat on anyone's heads.

Well.. its kind of hard doing that when wearing a straightjacket, isnt it?

 

[alkidder]

RIP sock with the whole in it..Surprised it didn't get its own profile on FreeOnes.

 

[Briana Lee]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7057064, member: 114093"]...and it's annoying me. This is all.

You should auction it off!! I know at least one person that would bid on it!

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7059544, member: 114093"]Kind of wet at the moment...

Um..... Heh

 

[Petra]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7072460, member: 586426"]You should auction it off!! I know at least one person that would bid on it!

Hmmm...

Should I auction it washed or unwashed?

 

[jinxypie]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7072977, member: 114093"]Hmmm...

Should I auction it washed or unwashed?

Unwashed.
Have the pervs of this board taught you nothing?

 

[Petra]

Unwashed.
Have the pervs of this board taught you nothing?

Unwashed it is.

Should I go running in them first to make them extra fresh?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Unwashed it is.

Should I go running in them first to make them extra fresh?

You should go running in them, have Roald shine his head with them, and Anders wank in them before you auction them off. :2 cents:

 

[Petra]

You should go running in them, have Roald shine his head with them, and Anders wank in them before you auction them off. :2 cents:

Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea at all...

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Mind if I wank before Roald gets to it?

That way we´ll add more shine to his head.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7073503, member: 114093"]Unwashed it is.

Should I go running in them first to make them extra fresh?

Wear them around in your brazier for a couple days.........

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Mind if I wank before Roald gets to it?

That way we´ll add more shine to his head.

The order I wrote them in wasn't the one that was hammered out. I'd figured you'd go first.

 

[Briana Lee]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7072977, member: 114093"]Hmmm...

Should I auction it washed or unwashed?

Unwashed.
Have the pervs of this board taught you nothing?

Exactly!

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7073503, member: 114093"]Unwashed it is.

Should I go running in them first to make them extra fresh?

Now you're getting the hang of it....

 

[vodkazvictim]

Unwashed it is.

Should I go waddling in them first to make them extra fresh?

Fixed :thumbsup:

Mind if I wank before Roald gets to it?

That way we´ll add more shine to his head.

ORSM :thubsup:

 

[BCT]

What a coincidence I have a hole in my dick.