I got pulled over today -_-

[~~whimsy~~]

Because my two tires was low and the officer wanted to bring it to my attention. After a few minutes of thank you and all that cordial stuff, he then made the comment before he left: I just wanted to let you know about your tire being low; I was hoping you wouldn't have an attitude thinking I am pulling you over for some kind of ticket.

I told him: Well it isn't like you yanked me out of my car, tased me, and told me my tire was low and should get some air in it before it gets worse.

I thought it was funny, as did he, and figure I'd share it on the board.

Well back to your regular FreeOnes posting of democrats VS. republic, and rankings of big tits and fat asses.

:hatsoff:

I'll leave you with a photo of Bobbi Starr along side some guy with a hilarious facial expression:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Lies! Everyone knows that the police only pull over or tase minorities. I call bullshit.

 

[BlueBalls]

You sucked him off, didn't you?

 

[lurkingdirk]

You definitely should have told him that a man in uniform like him would serve to inflate anything you had that was soft. He would definitely have offered you a moustache ride.

 

[Shifty]

You sucked him off, didn't you?

I'm thinking it was a just hand job - this time.

Terms such as 'pulled' and 'yanked' seem to point in that direction. :yesyes:

 

[Ace Bandage]

You definitely should have told him that a man in uniform like him would serve to inflate anything you had that was soft. He would definitely have offered you a moustache ride.

 

[Skyraider22]

Lies! Everyone knows that the police only pull over or tase minorities. I call bullshit.

I agree Oh wait I am a minority:dunno:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Lies! Everyone knows that the police only pull over or tase minorities. I call bullshit.

You are correct. Seeing how he pulled me over to tell me about my low tires goes to show he wants to keep me safe while out on the road. With most likely along side other drivers who are PCP addicts and marijuana smoking heathens! And the 40oz drinking fools walking on the sidewalks with their pants on the ground. :helpme:

I agree Oh wait I am a minority:dunno:

Yes. However you work in a correctional facility, flash your badge or ID and let them know you know how to bend him over and give him a shower time cleaning in the middle of the road! And that the nightstick is not just for visual deterrence.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I agree Oh wait I am a minority:dunno:

Hot guys are a minority?

Oh yeah, you're right! :o

 

[BlueBalls]

I'm thinking it was a just hand job - this time.

Terms such as 'pulled' and 'yanked' seem to point in that direction. :yesyes:

Nah, Whimsy still has the penis breath it's obvious.

Of course it wouldn't be a whimsy special without some yanking thrown in for good measure. So we're both right.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Nah, Whimsy still has the penis breath it's obvious.

Of course it wouldn't be a whimsy special without some yanking thrown in for good measure. So we're both right.

I have a special license plate that is coded by color stating: Will suck off if pulled over.

I get pulled over daily.

It was a trick Skyraider taught me to do to get out of tickets. He said he gets pulled hourly.

 

[HELLRAISER]

Luckily this officer didn't have the misfortune of pulling over an obnoxious member of McCain's NeoCon camp for having deflated tires since McCain's camp mocked Obama's wise advice to Americans about having their tires properly inflated:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/08/04/mccain-camp-mocks-obamas-comment-on-inflated-tires/

McCain camp mocks Obama's comment on inflated tires

Mark Salter, a top adviser to John McCain, gleefully distributed tire pressure gauges to McCain’s traveling press corps on Monday morning, a sight gag meant to mock Barack Obama’s remark last week that “making sure your tires are properly inflated” could help conserve gasoline.

 

[Skyraider22]

Hot guys are a minority?

Oh yeah, you're right! :o

You really know how to make a guy blush:lovecoupl

 

[Skyraider22]

You are correct. Seeing how he pulled me over to tell me about my low tires goes to show he wants to keep me safe while out on the road. With most likely along side other drivers who are PCP addicts and marijuana smoking heathens! And the 40oz drinking fools walking on the sidewalks with their pants on the ground. :helpme:



Yes. However you work in a correctional facility, flash your badge or ID and let them know you know how to bend him over and give him a shower time cleaning in the middle of the road! And that the nightstick is not just for visual deterrence.

Hey you are right.Now that is power

 

[vodkazvictim]

I remember one encounter I had with the police.
I went out clubbing back in the days of bodypaint raving (I had a better body back then). I was coming home. I had met a German girl on the way home who had given me her chips. I was drunk and on ecstasy, so I assumed she was just being friendly and walked her home, then walked off.
On the way I found a shopping trolley and started pushing it along. Why? I was drunk! Of course I don't know why!

I was just walking past the YMCA (who would have guessed?!) when I looked behind me and saw a police car approaching. I promptly ran up the ramp of the YMCA and pushed the trolley into the bushes, ran back to the road and started walking along nonchalantly...

Glancing back over my shouldier I saw (You guessed it!) the trolley rolling back down the slope into the path of the oncoming police car.
I ran back, grabbed it, ran it back up the trolley and stuffed it properly into the bushes so that it wouldn't move, ran back to the road (mere metres from the police car) and continued walking along nonchalantly.

Of course, the car slowed to a stop beside me and the window wound down... Looking at the officer inside my substance addled brain decided that action was better than reaction:

"Wanna chip officer?"
No, I am NOT joking. I actually said that. The policeman beside her was amazing; he didn't laugh at all.
The officer told me she was not interested in a chip (and I don't blame her - they were cold by then) and instructed me to return the trolley to the place I found it. They drove on.

 

[Vosslier]

Since when do they give cats a drivers license?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'm the only one in the world with it. I'm that bad ass.

And I hit dogs:

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[alexpnz]

I will now besmirch this thread like Kanye West besmirched Taylor Swift.

 

[shayd]

Luckily this officer didn't have the misfortune of pulling over an obnoxious member of McCain's NeoCon camp for having deflated tires since McCain's camp mocked Obama's wise advice to Americans about having their tires properly inflated:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/08/04/mccain-camp-mocks-obamas-comment-on-inflated-tires/

You just don't turn it off, do you bud?

 

[titsrock]

This Cop was obviously looking for a :blowjob:. I suggest you oblige him next time Whimsy before he hauls your ass off to jail :shocked: