I got pulled over today -_-

[LukeEl]

Your such an outlaw you know that!

 

[maildude]

Low tire laws have saved this country from the tyranny of Episcopalians.:clap:

 

[El Perro Mayor]

Good thing you do'nt have to worry about getting kidnapped like many parts here in Mexico. I've been living here since 07 just befor this narco stuff got to its boiling point. Evreybody knows that most law enforcement agents are in deep with them, acting as there eyes, ears and at times, as hitmen. Lucky you.

 

[StanScratch]

Guys, I know for a fact that whimsy not only blew the guy, but I know exactly when it happened.
Noon, Eastern Standard Time. He blew that cop with such a force, it did damage throughout the Ohio Valley.

 

[roronoa3000]

I always thought whimsy was black, now I see he isn't.

 

[Member442]

I'm glad you didn't get a ticket whimsy. That was nice of him. Somehow I would have still got a ticket. My comment about the subject would probably have gotten me arrested.

 

[sualcalay]

Somehow I would have still got a ticket. My comment about the subject would probably have gotten me arrested.

Pfft, I doubt it...unless the policeman was playing on the other side of the field ^^

And yeah, you're pretty lucky Whimsy :'P good joke, would use it too someday if I didn't know any better hehe.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Guys, I know for a fact that whimsy not only blew the guy, but I know exactly when it happened.
Noon, Eastern Standard Time. He blew that cop with such a force, it did damage throughout the Ohio Valley.

Haha! That was some thunderstorm. That was actually sweat, cum, piss, and saliva earlier today mixed with high winds from MAXIMUM BLOWING POWER!

I'll never get a ticket in my life for fear that a officer will have me blow him and I do it so hardcore they walk away with a vagina.

I always thought whimsy was black, now I see he isn't.

Just because I have a big penis doesn't mean I'm black. How dare you stereotype me! :nono:

Stop the racism! *marches with three legs firm; voice loud and proud*

I'm glad you didn't get a ticket whimsy. That was nice of him. Somehow I would have still got a ticket. My comment about the subject would probably have gotten me arrested.

I honestly do not know if one can get a ticket for a low tire. If so that cop must have the justice book shoved up his ass sideways and a hard on for Judge Dredd since he seemingly believes he is the law.

Damn I really like Bobbi Starr's butt. :yesyes:

 

[dp93]

so you blew him?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

How can you tell if the cop that pulls you over is gay?





























His dick tastes like shit.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I always thought whimsy was black, now I see he isn't.

Whimsy is tabby!

Just because I have a big penis doesn't mean I'm black. How dare you stereotype me! :nono:

That's you tail, pussycat! Not a penis!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Be not jealous of my massive dong. :nono:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

So I'm guessing it did taste like crap then.

 

[Galactic]

Because my two tires was low and the officer wanted to bring it to my attention. After a few minutes of thank you and all that cordial stuff, he then made the comment before he left: I just wanted to let you know about your tire being low; I was hoping you wouldn't have an attitude thinking I am pulling you over for some kind of ticket.

I told him: Well it isn't like you yanked me out of my car, tased me, and told me my tire was low and should get some air in it before it gets worse.

I thought it was funny, as did he, and figure I'd share it on the board.

Well back to your regular FreeOnes posting of democrats VS. republic, and rankings of big tits and fat asses.

:hatsoff:

I'll leave you with a photo of Bobbi Starr along side some guy with a hilarious facial expression:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Whimsy....I think I love you!

 

[timon]

Nice pix btw

 

[Hot Mega]

I guess there's no easy way to somewhat rain on the parade...

Driver sees: Cop did a nice thing for me...pulled me over and didn't even give me a ticket but got out of his car to tell me my tire was low.

What they don't see is sometimes the cop is investigating possible smuggling. They look for a combination of things...one would be the vehicle or tires appearing low for the number of passengers, how the driver reacts on contact and if there's presences of an odor when they approach the vehicle, etc.

Of course this is after they've ran the tags and determined things like who the car should belong to and if the driver matches...etc.

IF it happens to be a case where the cop's suspicions are right and he further investigates and uncovers a stash of narcs....of course his probable cause is...he pulled the driver over to tell him about his tire being low.:2 cents:

 

[PirateKing]

To be honest, I'm kinda disappointed that there was no tasing.