i got my honeymoon coming up... ¿ any advices/ideas ?

[lechepicha]

the m-day is coming up...

my gal isn't as sexually active/creative as i wanted to be, but my hope is that change after the marriage...

...right ?

 

[BlueBalls]

Nope it only gets worse.






Congrats :hatsoff:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Swingers club so you two don't annoy each other and get a divorce a week later.

Indeed, kongratulia!

 

[lurkingdirk]

After marriage, you're only allowed to use the missionary position. Doggy on exciting nights.

Enjoy sniffing her panties and masturbating in the shower. It will be great!

:nanner:

 

[STDiva]

the m-day is coming up...

my gal isn't as sexually active/creative as i wanted to be, but my hope is that change after the marriage...

...right ?

You should be happy with what you have, instead of what you could have.

 

[lechepicha]

Nope it only gets worse.

i really hope not

:crying:

After marriage, you're only allowed to use the missionary position. Doggy on exciting nights.

Enjoy sniffing her panties and masturbating in the shower. It will be great!

:nanner:

i ALREADY only have missionary and doggy when she's nasty.

and i ALREADY masturbating in the... well, i jerk off a lot.

that's what i want to change...

You should be happy with what you have, instead of what you could have.

now THAT'S a nice advice

thanks, buddy. Rep to you, of course :hatsoff:

you're damn right! i got a girl that totally loves me, and really want to share his life with me.

am i an asshole for beight so horny ?

 

[larss]

Congratulations. Remember that marriage is the joining of two lives, and that sex is very little of that time. You need to be comfortable with each other, be able to comfort each other and bring comfort to each other in good and bad times. I have been married for over 20 years and sex is just a very small part of our relationship. It pales into insignificance when compared with the companionship and the raising of our children together.

 

[lechepicha]

congratulations. Remember that marriage is the joining of two lives, and that sex is very little of that time. You need to be comfortable with each other, be able to comfort each other and bring comfort to each other in good and bad times. I have been married for over 20 years and sex is just a very small part of our relationship. It pales into insignificance when compared with the companionship and the raising of our children together.

thank you!!!

 

[Shifty]

Congrats! :hatsoff:

 

[Ulysses31]

Find your passport and run. It's not too late!

 

[mrtrebus]

the m-day is coming up...

my gal isn't as sexually active/creative as i wanted to be, but my hope is that change after the marriage...

...right ?

Well, you should have discussed all this before you decided to get married. Sexual compatibility is important.
Oh well, a life of sexual misery awaits. . .& then only once a month!
But that will all change once you have kids, you'll get your sexual thrills masturbating to the memory of the awful sex you used to have!

Good luck sir!

Congratulations. Remember that marriage is the joining of two lives, and that sex is very little of that time. You need to be comfortable with each other, be able to comfort each other and bring comfort to each other in good and bad times. I have been married for over 20 years and sex is just a very small part of our relationship. It pales into insignificance when compared with the companionship and the raising of our children together.

Wow, the sex must be really bad in your marriage!

 

[STDiva]

:sing:I hope this song starts a craze. The kind of song that ignites the airwaves. The kind of song that makes people glad to be where they are, with whoever they're there with:sing:

 

[maildude]

Fill a blow-up kiddie pool with sour cream. Then play "I'm Your Baked Potato."

 

[turtle825]

Congrats!

 

[Jagger69]

the m-day is coming up...

my gal isn't as sexually active/creative as i wanted to be, but my hope is that change after the marriage...

...right ?

No. If sex is a big deal for you and not for her, it will only degenerate after your vows. Trust me on this one. One exception: if she wants kids, she'll fuck you like a goddamn rabbit while she's trying to get knocked up but then once you get a few kids (and add a dog or 2 to the equation), your sex life is basically over for the most part. She'll be "mom" instead of your personal fucktoy. Either resign yourself to it or don't do the deal. It's as simple as that.

One tip: get some really killer reefer for your wedding night if she's the type that would be up for that. Then bang the living hell out of her all night long. It's awesome. Take pics and vids if you can. You'll be glad you did later on.

Congratulations and good luck in your marriage! :thumbsup:

 

[Smallville417]

Congrats. Sex isn't the most important thing to me in the relationship, but it's WAY up there, and in my opinion crucial to maintaining a happy relationship.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

i really hope not

:crying:



i ALREADY only have missionary and doggy when she's nasty.

and i ALREADY masturbating in the... well, i jerk off a lot.

that's what i want to change...



now THAT'S a nice advice

thanks, buddy. Rep to you, of course :hatsoff:

you're damn right! i got a girl that totally loves me, and really want to share his life with me.

am i an asshole for beight so horny ?

No body else caught that!?

Hilarious typo.

 

[Smallville417]

Funny typo.........or was it.

 

[STDiva]

No body else caught that!?

Hilarious typo.

A peek into the secret life of lechepicha.

 

[sualcalay]

Lol @ the typo...or was it?