I fucked a chicken and I liked it

[gloyster]

You can't get much better than a bit of chick chick chicken.

I tell you what, I wouldn't be surprised if this happens on a regular. It felt better than my moms stale breast milk.

Oh shag!

What should I shag next?

A pig me thinks.

 

[tartanterrier]

You should get a job in a farm....you would have a field of a day

 

[gloyster]

That would feel wrong. I would feel like a right pervert.

Atleast with chickens and turkeys they are begging to be fucked like a london hooker.

 

[PirateKing]

What.
The.
Fuck?

 

[gloyster]

It's good to be honest ya know.

 

[PirateKing]

It's just that it's not your best troll. You try to hard to tilt heads methinks.

 

[L3ggy]

 

[BCT]

Your a freak

 

[gloyster]

Ding Ding.

Let's eat some chicken peeps.

KFC anyone?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Gloy finally eats his gun ...... about time.

So long, farewell ....

 

[StanScratch]

One time at band camp...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

One time at band camp...

You were camp with a band?

Or you just

got

'band'

arf arf arf arf

 

[tiger1977]

What.
The.
Cluck?

Fixed.

 

[PirateKing]

Fixed.

That's what I would have put if I were clever. Kudos.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

That's what I would have put if I were clever.

However ....

 

[Facetious]

That would feel wrong. I would feel like a right pervert.

Atleast with chickens and turkeys they are begging to be fucked like a london hooker.

Then shag a london hooker then!... Atleast you won't get nabbed for beasty-ality!
:1orglaugh


Aside ...Ohhhh, noes! The fags are taking over... the fags are taking over!!
quickly flees thread! :scurries away:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Then shag a london hooker then!... Atleast you won't get nabbed for beasty-ality!
:1orglaugh



Or worse - a London-Irish Hooker......

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

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