there's no hotter sex than the sex that comes after you wait anxiously for your girlfriend/wife to come home after being with another man.
Google, translate this into other scenarios. I feel that my point may be taken as an incendiary commentary on a pornographic agenda that some guys put a lot of faith in. (HAH! FAITH! Among swingers!)
Google: I have found these results for you:
"there's no better financial feeling in the world that comes after you lock down and order a replacement card while you watch patiently while your bank account is emptied by another man."
"there is no better feeling than putting trust in a random person to drive your car and you wait anxiously to see the mileage and damage incurred"
"I trust my human so much, I send them out to other humans and if they return, good lord am I ever aroused at what could have possibly happened! Let me open the gallery on their phone and see how much fun they had without me! Please, PLEASE UNLOCK MY CHASTITY CAGE, MISTRESS WIFE!"
"I wonder what hotel they went to, and if it was so slummy that she brought back bedbugs... AND OMFG THE PNC BANKING APP SAYS SHE USED MY ACCOUNT TO PAY FOR HIS DICKING?! OMFG SO STIFFF FUCK MY DICK IS LEAKING LIKE PORNFAN99!!!12121212!@!@11"
"Your girl is one step closer to being Dee Siren"
"An argument against sharing your wife is reading the comment section on any given wife sharing video. No, really.. lemme demonstrate, and just click on the 'I FEEL LUCKY' to drive the point home."
"See, check this result:"
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Sullulullu
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Thats perfect mom going black
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spankbanger2001
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fire emoji
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Fighter II
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White married CUNTS are only for black cocks
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rossi9911
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coolness3
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smile emoji heart emoji
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rpmhi
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12:11......true love is....letting some ni**er stick his unprotected cock in your wife's cunt.
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debpner
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cause yo incest lil dick cant make a real women cum like that dick emoji cum emoji
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athosdewitt
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if that's your only concern i'll convert to a ni**er and use protection joy emoji
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bbc12lover
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Yes big ni%%ah cock only
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"See? Its kinda like the bored racially insecure guys are still trying to enslave someone.. but inside their girl. Like, imagine if Israel felt so bad about Palestine that they sent over their wives to make up for any deaths, incurred."
Gee, Google.. I get it.. you didnt need to actually play the video.
Google: Hold up, I'm about to nut.
T82min: .... whatevs. Good lord those implant scars are horrendous.
T82min's dick: IKNORITE? WE ARE LEAKING LIKE PORNFAN99!
Google: There is double vaginal in this video, too. Lets rub our dicks on each other and explain that it isnt really gay in the comment section.
T82: *sigh* Sure. Lets get this shit over with.
Google: *tongue kisses T82, but no homo bro*
T82: GAWD I LOVE EATING CUM OUT OF MY WIFE'S HOLE NO HOMO BRO!
Google: NO HOMO BUT YOU GOT A NICE DICK BRO!
T82: WHOA, whoa.. wait..
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.... I do? Thank you.
*resumes fapping*