PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I was expecting more violence in this thread.
I was expecting more violence in this thread.
..but I think the O.C.S.M. title is handed out a little too loosely.
Certainly there are those here that qualify, but some have not reached "Star" status in actuality. Like a great band that is only playing in bars but may have a website promoting their music. They are not stars yet.
There, I said it.
I was wrong. this thread was stupid. I must have been in a really shitty mood when I posted this.
Any girl that's willing to suck my dick is a star in my mind.
What about men?
Why? Do you wanna be a star?
If its filmed, I'd be an OCSM, right?
If girls are making a living producing some level of fap material for you perverts, regardless of the type or style... not to mention be willing to come here and share it with you and interact , then I feel the OCSM status is deserved. :2 cents:
I'm don't do adult films.
Guess I don't deserve my title.
I'm not sure I agree with this. I think some of the best OCSMs on here aren't in adult films.
Of course! In fact, my phone has a great camera. Just a thought...
If its filmed, I'd be an OCSM, right?
Of course! In fact, my phone has a great camera. Just a thought...
Let's do this.
Question asked.
Explanations were given
I stand corrected
Apologized for stirring up unnecessary controversy
/thread
Hold up a sec and lets take a look at this seriously. So, the question is about the whole "star" thing in the job title, right? I gotta ask, does it really matter? I don't think it does. Here's some examples of other job titles that don't really seem to fit:
Customer Service Representative: Who the fuck to these guys "represent"? The company you wanted to call? Maybe if every company I ever tried to call was supposed to be run by half-retarded chimpanzees. And "Customer Service"? isn't that just code for "Give the Customer the Runaround"?
Justice of the Peace: So they dole out justice, I get that, but "peace"? If there ever truly was peace, these motherfucker's would be unemployed.
Applebee's Server: Okay, never once has the twatwaffle who has taken my order actually brought my food out to me. It's always the hostess, or maybe the waitress who seems overly helpful because she doesn't want anyone to know she's blowing the bartender, but NEVER do I get served by the "Order Taker". That would be a better job title.
Geeksquad Intelligence Agent: That one's so full of oxymoron, I don't thing I even need to say anything.
Letter Carrier: Can we change it to "Junkmail and Bills Man"? That might work better.
What else can we come up with?
In what world do you live?
Customer Service Representative: Someone that earns $10 hr listening to people bitch for 20 minutes for a problem that can be solved in 2 min.
Applebee's Server: Someone that makes $10 hr making sure that your salad isn't too cold or your table doesn't have 12 kids climbing on it till you finish your 2 for $20 dinner.
Geeksquad Intelligence Agent: Go fix your compter yourself.
Letter Carrier: Sure, go blame the messenger.
OCSM: Someone that joined over 2 years ago and;
Made 9 posts and took 2 months off.
Made 3 posts then took 7 months off.
Made 8 posts then took another 2 months off.
Made 1 post then another 15 months off.
14 posts in just this past week.
Would you call her an OCSM? Are you an OCSM?