I think that describes the girls at a high priced strip club: tall, rich (a couple lap dances or private "dances" should do it), beautiful, nice, smart (some of them are going to college), funny, sexy, voluptuous, honest (most?), sincere (some?), helpful (for $), patient (for $$), kind, independent, and willing to feed us guys beer and chips while we lay around and watch TV (for $$$$)