I do not like to eat in restraunts

[assari]

I dont eat at restaurant chains unless im drunk and its 2am then Ill hit a mcdonalds and feel guilty the entire next day.

You are perhaps only American who does not like McDonalds food.

 

[MMMariah]

not true i love it I just know how bad it is for me

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I like eating in restaurants if the food is tasty, the service is good, and the bill is cheap.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Oh my gosh.

That is like vomit.

Pretty much. Vomited right outta my wiener. Myrtle's ball-tickling earned her a 20% tip.

Many people don't consider this a restaurant but I do. At Carl's Jr, You Might order at the register but they give you a number to put on your table and then they serve you your food. I enjoy their authentically charbroiled delicious burgers always using the highest standards for customer satisfaction and automatic repeat business.

 

[MMMariah]

Someone is being cheeky. (I hope)

 

[BCT]

It doesn't surprise me assari only eats Kosher foods.

 

[xfire]

I'll take half a dozen tacos al pastor, carnitas, or barbacoa from a real Mexican taqueria over any chain garbage any day. There's a drive-thru taqueria that sells fresh made chips and guacamole all day long. There's nothing like fresh tortilla chips right out of the fryer dipped into salsa cruda or guacamole.

 

[assari]

It doesn't surprise me assari only eats Kosher foods.

I can eat Kosher food if it includes vegeterian stuff.

 

[assari]

That advertising sign is somehow ominous.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

It doesn't surprise me assari only eats Kosher foods.

Yeppers.

"I'm not Finnish with you. One last question..."

 

[assari]

Hint:

In some restraunts you can watch when the chef prepares your meal and then you can be sure that the ched did not put his cock in your food before it is offered to you.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'm kicking myself for not nominating you for the AHOTY.

 

[John_8581]

Ass, What's a Restraunt? Or are you being stupid again?

Urban Dictionary definition:

Traunt - verb - To entertain unknown people in an unorganised comical act while being intoxicated.

I'm kicking myself for not nominating you for the AHOTY.

Can we have "write in" candidates?

Asswipe :baconsalt: # 1

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I suppose we could do a Troll of the year contest. The TOTY? I dunno, who's up for that?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hint:

In some restraunts you can watch when the chef prepares your meal and then you can be sure that the ched did not put his cock in your food before it is offered to you.


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El Pollo Loco is probably the best place to go if you don't like cocks in your food.

"As President Of El Pollo Loco, I promise we have not had cocks
in our food in quite a while since we fired that Mexican."

 

[assari]

"As President Of El Pollo Loco, I promise we have not had cocks
in our food in quite a while since we fired that Mexican."

^

That eatery could be a good choice for tourist who fear chef penises.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

^

That eatery could be a good choice for tourist who fear chef penises.


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Chefs, yes, but these days anyone could crawl out of the woodwork and be responsible for putting a certain amount of cock in your food. Watch everyone, even those who you might not suspect of even having a cock. People aren't necessarily afraid of cocks. They just might not care for cocks in their food. You can still have some sorta secret menu for those who request or even demand cocks always present in their food.

 

[Rey C.]

because I have heard that many chefs will put their cocks to meal before it is offered to the customer.


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A Swedish friend tells me that only happens in Finland. And the chefs only do it to people they suspect of being homosexuals. It's sort of like a mating call when their gaydar goes off. If you lap the food up and then go "yum, yum!", they figure you might become their significant other for the evening.

Hey, I don't judge. However you folks do your business over there is fine with me. Live and let live, I always say.

 

[Supafly]

I do not like to eat in many restaurants because I have a disability that involes my hands, which akes it hard to grab things and hold them firmly. Especially any sort of buffet is a no-go zone for me, as I could loose control of the plate while trying to get to my table without my cane.

Most people can't imagine how tricky it is when even going up a few stairs involves planning. It's a diffeerent world if you are physically handicapped.