I can't masturbate any more...

[titsrock]

got to babeland.com and get the "blossom sleeve." Best $20 you'll spend. Although there are certain Tijuana strippers who will do unspeakable things for that $20 dollar bill....

 

[Dro50]

My old psychology teacher once said to the class... "you can't masturbate your way through life." If your injuries are that bad, get out there and find yourself a nympho gf and she'll handle that for ya buddy.

 

[Miskatonic]

I call on this post.

You hurt both your arms and supposedly can't masturbate, which takes little to no effort at all, but you can somehow manage to type up posts on an internet forum?

No, I don't think so.

Sounds like BS. You'd most likely damage your dick before you used any sort of force that would aggravate your arms.

 

[Funkwerkz]

Watch more porn and smoothly masturbate for not to ejeaculate but to have orgasm.

 

[Soliter]

Have some masturbate trainers,they will teach you how to masturbate using your feet. Lolz

 

[CRASHnBURN]

I also call bs.....

 

[tunsty]

:rofl:


[size=-2]although I must ask you sir, how exactly you'd know that....?[/size] :eek:

Well, it's not like he could type with his butt, is it?

 

[Spleen]

I call on this post.

You hurt both your arms and supposedly can't masturbate, which takes little to no effort at all, but you can somehow manage to type up posts on an internet forum?

No, I don't think so.

Yea, my own BS detector starting twitching by the third post. What ya gonna to a sex shop for exactly? You cant masterbate but you can operate a hand held device with the same ferocity.....uh huh

I also call bs.....

I don't get it... Why would he lie about this? :dunno:

 

[youwanttoshagme]

I don't get it... Why would he lie about this? :dunno:

Reasons to start a BS discussion thread.......

Wanting friends??
Bored??
Hadn't started a thread yet??
Handicapped in some way??
Secret spy trying to infiltrate complex social networks??
Cybersquatter on his way through??
Improbability drive had kicked in somewhere else in the Universe??
Ran out of cheese??
Loves seeing own name at the top of the threads board??

 

[hedonis]

Thats what i'm thinking, but I don't know his real life situation. So I won't say anything.

But you DID say something... :dunno:

H

 

[ChefChiTown]

But you DID say something... :dunno:

H

Kids...they'll never learn. Huh, Hedonis?

 

[whoisthisgrl]

Guys, I am back. It wasn't BS, I hurt my left arm - which is the only hand that I have used for like 6 years. Then I would try to use my right and it wouldn't work, then it did but it hurt. So I was considering buying some hands-free thing that you put on the wall and basically hump. It wasn't a troll, it was just a post seeing if someone knew a way without hands.

My left arm is getting better now and I am going to resume activities.