I can only think of tits, legs and asses!

I am masturbating 10 hours now. I once again reached that state in which nothing counts but tits, legs and asses. The urge to come is huge but I don't wanna lose that great feeling I have right now. My horniness controls my brain.

What do you think of me? Do you think I am a pervert, a liar or are you doing the same sometimes? I'd love to hear from you.
 

Shifty

O.G.
^^ I'm starting to think that you're a troll, and I dislike you already.

If you are, then you're far worse off than some silly fuck that beats his pecker for a fortnight at a time.
 
I am masturbating 10 hours now. I once again reached that state in which nothing counts but tits, legs and asses. The urge to come is huge but I don't wanna lose that great feeling I have right now. My horniness controls my brain.

What do you think of me? Do you think I am a pervert, a liar or are you doing the same sometimes? I'd love to hear from you.

god damn man, how many accounts do you have????

definitely a troll
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Right now all I am's thinking of is making cheese, potato, and rice burritos after smoking some damn good hashish!
 
Right now all I am's thinking of is making cheese, potato, and rice burritos after smoking some damn good hashish!

Oh, yeah! I just vaporized some lebanese hash & ate a chicharon burrito with extra avocado!
Damn It was so good I can't stop thinkin bout it, its making me horny :facepalm: no wait it might be gas.....
 
dude, 100% honest here...you need to get a job, a life and get laid, pay if you have to (this is where the job comes in handy)...for fucks sake, you will literally wear your dick away with that much stroking broski...that is if you're actually telling the truth, if you're lying then fuck you, get a life, get a job, get laid and stop making shit up on the internet to get attention. good day :hatsoff:
 
I swear to you I am not a troll in a sense that I made this story up. It's the truth. But of course I write it here to get attention by people who might be into the same.

Sorry to hear I'm annoying you.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
@ Horneyashell, Too much information dude, ... and if everybody jacking-off started a thread the server would crash
 
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