I am so drunk I...

[Mr_Balls]

Puked everywhere when the chemical weapons dude started to talk about gaseous chemicals

 

[sean miguel]

puked and it was fluorescent green like antifreeze.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I wonder why gunslinger hasn't asked why you are spamming yet?

 

[Mr_Balls]

I jumped out my window instead of using the front door:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Not as think as you drunk I am...

 

[Mr_Balls]

I rubbed one out in the bushes

 

[assari]

You have been drinking too much sake.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Not as think as you drunk I am...

Of course I'm not cunt, drunkstable.