tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Pauly's ****** is at dinner, the 10-year-old ******** isn't eating much, and she just keeps her head down... After a few minutes, she says, "I have something to tell you." Everyone gets silent and they all listen. "I am no longer the virgin I used to be." And she begins to cry.
A long silence, and Pauly speaks to Mrs Pauly: "It's your fault, you know, always dressed and made up like a tramp. You think that's an example for your ********? Always wallowing on the sofa; it's just terrible; that's why problems like this come up!
Then Mrs Pauly lights in on Pauly: "And YOU! Do you think that you're a good example? Wasting your scrawny pay-cheque with your ******** buddies
who even come ***** into the house -- do you think that's a good example for a little girl who is 10 years old?"
Then Pauly charges back in: "And her ******, that no-good, with her hairy and dope-crazed boyfriend, always with their hands all over each other and screwing in every room in the house--you think that's a good example too?" And it goes on and on, back and forth.
Then the grandmother hugs the little girl to console her and asks, "Now, darling, how did this happen?
And the little girl answers, trying to hold back her sobbing: "****** Michael chose another girl to be the Virgin in the Christmas pageant this year." :rofl:
A long silence, and Pauly speaks to Mrs Pauly: "It's your fault, you know, always dressed and made up like a tramp. You think that's an example for your ********? Always wallowing on the sofa; it's just terrible; that's why problems like this come up!
Then Mrs Pauly lights in on Pauly: "And YOU! Do you think that you're a good example? Wasting your scrawny pay-cheque with your ******** buddies
who even come ***** into the house -- do you think that's a good example for a little girl who is 10 years old?"
Then Pauly charges back in: "And her ******, that no-good, with her hairy and dope-crazed boyfriend, always with their hands all over each other and screwing in every room in the house--you think that's a good example too?" And it goes on and on, back and forth.
Then the grandmother hugs the little girl to console her and asks, "Now, darling, how did this happen?
And the little girl answers, trying to hold back her sobbing: "****** Michael chose another girl to be the Virgin in the Christmas pageant this year." :rofl:
