I am back BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big Poppa Pump]

You got any pictures of her ass?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Wow, really? You're about two weeks late for the prom, douche! :tongue: 1996 called, and they'd like your post back...

Pish posh you sour puss!

1995 called, they want their phrase back.

 

[Roald]

You got any pictures of her ass?

Dude!!!

clickie clickie -->> Alexis Texas

 

[Boothbabe]

lol an assistant huh, are you blonde? Got a nice cupsize? And most importantly are you female?

You can stop sucking up to roald now guys. I'm the only one who fits the job requirements

So....when do I start?

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Dude!!!

clickie clickie -->> Alexis Texas

Lol, I meant that you took but I'll rep you for that anyway!

 

[CunningStunts]

Very nice, we are all jealous

 

[Roald]

You can stop sucking up to roald now guys. I'm the only one who fits the job requirements

So....when do I start?

How are your massaging skills?

 

[jobforacowboy2002]

its Alexis Texas

 

[pornophile]

its alexis "ASS THE SIZE OF TEXAS" Texas, what do i win???

but seriously, welcome back

 

[StanScratch]

How are your massaging skills?

Not as good as mine *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

BTW, please tell us you aren't the one with the long nose cradled in her arm.

 

[Gordar]

Damn, couldn't you have stayed away? It was so peaceful & quiet while you were gone!

 

[maildude]

Oh no...

 

[ICanHasLogin]

You were gone?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

You can stop sucking up to roald now guys. I'm the only one who fits the job requirements

So....when do I start?

Psh, as if.

My snatch: pink and wet.

Your snatch: stinks like pets.

:tongue:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Did you bring back any souvenirs from your trip, Ronald?

 

[D-rock]

I didn't even know you left.

 

[Boothbabe]

How are your massaging skills?

My massaging skills are excellent, if you're a woman that is. I won't touch a dirty, hairy male body. I will not be corrupted

 

[Hot Mega]

My massaging skills are excellent, if you're a woman that is. I won't touch a dirty, hairy male body. I will not be corrupted

All men aren't dirty nor hairy and there is still time for you to be "corrupted"...like you don't use a dildo.

 

[Supafly]

My massaging skills are excellent, if you're a woman that is. I won't touch a dirty, hairy male body. I will not be corrupted

Well, so Justin Bieber will corrupt you ^^

 

[Boothbabe]

All men aren't dirty nor hairy and there is still time for you to be "corrupted"...like you don't use a dildo.

So i'm corrupted just because I was dp'd with two strapons on monday?