Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
And here's you 15min later after he arrives :dunno:
Ah, yes. Puddin' bukakke.
Hurricane Florence is getting ready to fuck my shit up
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Ah, yes. Puddin' bukakke.
Anybody that might talk to Blue outside of here know anything? He okay?
The storm didn’t leave for two days. 29 inched of rain in 48 hours. I had some significant damage. I’ve been busy as fuck. Somebody gave me a few packs of MRE’s and I tried them and liked them.
All is well.
All is well.
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Did you try Captain Chicken or whatever? That one's popular.
I had chicken and noodles with veggies and meatballs in marinara sauce. Not bad. Always wanted to try them.
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Did you use the little pads that heat it up? Didn't really get anywhere neat hot for me.
I read the instructions. Then I said fuck it and ate them cold.
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
They don't work. Its best you didn't bother. Its fun to see if it does work, but since it doesn't, fuck em.
Rookie’s what?
Oh nothing, I was just making reference to the MRE thingy. Yes the heaters are garbage but you do realize the entrees come in boil-in bags right? No access to flame or water you say? Put the entree on the manifold of a warm car engine. Put it under your arm for about 15min. Sit on that bitch. Rub it on your pant leg so the friction warms it. It won't get piping hot but better than eating cold. They are nasty anyways but at least with these tips you can have warm nasty. Hope you never have to employ these tips but still good to know.
