How will you celebrate International Bacon Day?

[lurkingdirk]

It's celebrated the Saturday before Labour Day (North American constructed holiday). I find International Bacon Day better than Labour day.

How will you celebrate? I create a loin-cloth of thick-cut, pepper bacon first thing, and spend the day in it. At dinner time, I cook it for guests.

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[Vanilla Bear]

International?! Weely?!

I want some bacon now! :drool2: I should put it on my pizza!

 

[busenbust]

baconsalt ah, the memories ....

 

[BlueBalls]

Have sex with a pig.












Of course, by that I mean, wrap my penis in bacon and masturbate while it's being fried.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Of course, by that I mean, wrap my penis in bacon and masturbate while it's being fried.

Nice save.

 

[BlueBalls]

Actually I wrote that first. The top part is just a garnish to make the dish look pretty.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Do you enjoy the sting of hot bacon grease splattering on your genitals as much as I do?

 

[BlueBalls]

Of course I enjoy it Dirk, of course I do!

I enjoy pomp and ceremony, Dirk, in every instance and if the founders of International Bacon Day wanted it this way then by God, I as a man of principle will do my best to follow the commands they set down in stone by which all Baconists were to follow!

I just **** to see such a beautiful event get robbed of all of its meaning and sullied by the same old cancerous mass market consumerism we're all so familiar with.

 

[Spleen]

I'll probably celebrate with bacon.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Don't get pissy with me, BlueBalls. I was asking a simple question, and an understandable one. The deep, severe scaring of your genitals made me wonder if you could even feel something as insignificant as hot grease splatters. I figured you may resort to dipping your disfigured junk right in the fry pan.

 

[RichardNailder]

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[Hot Mega]

Probably take in a Spexy cam show to cammemorated the occasion since she really adores those tasty little sodium strips...heard her shows are the most.

Spexy on a day made for bacon my be unpredictably hot...

 

[Newsire]

Never Heard Of It. Haha

 

[STDiva]

I'll eat some bacon.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

I'll visit a Mosque wrapped in bacon!

 

[STDiva]

If people working overseas wanted time off work to eat bacon, or special work breaks to celebrate bacon day, would they allow it?

 

[The Grasshopper]

:yummie:



Here are some recipes courtesy of our Royal Bacon Society:

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[BlueBalls]

Don't get pissy with me, BlueBalls.

Pfft! This isn't me pissy. If this was me pissy, you'd be able to taste is in the back of your throat.

Like radiation poisoning.

I was asking a simple question, and an understandable one. The deep, severe scaring of your genitals made me wonder if you could even feel something as insignificant as hot grease splatters. I figured you may resort to dipping your disfigured junk right in the fry pan.

Well, now that you've put that question on a plate and poked at it with a fork without really eating it, I'll bite. There are parts that still experience sensation.

The complete and utter destruction of my genitals in a symbolic gesture against the fur industry is going well, thanks for asking.

 

[L3ggy]

I won't.

 

[LukeEl]

I will celebrate by not eating bacon.