Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I woke up with a mild hangover from ******** like mad on Friday night. I fired up my new Ninja Coffee System and made myself a strong cup of coffee. Sure was good. Nice and strong without the bitter taste the KitchenMade was starting to give out. My Ninja Coffee System was formerly $199.99 at Best Buy but now is only $149.99 for a limited time while supplies last.
Soon after me and the wife and a bunch of the others drove up to Santa Barbara going to Fisherman's Wharf and a burger joint on State Street. I ordered a double with cheese with some fries and a ****.
Then we went up to Solvang. Solvang is a Danish town and is just like Denmark except without all the mosques, hookah bars, and kebab stands. There were wineries, cheese stores, candy shops, and coffee houses. As soon as we got out of the car I noticed a lot of nice smells. Too bad we got there late because I wanted to have dinner at this Viking Inn type place. Next time we will. I did manage to get a nice hot chocolate and we found a toilet before the return drive home. When we got home I drank ******* then went to bed pretending to be ****** in the morning to avoid going to Mass again.
Soon after me and the wife and a bunch of the others drove up to Santa Barbara going to Fisherman's Wharf and a burger joint on State Street. I ordered a double with cheese with some fries and a ****.
Then we went up to Solvang. Solvang is a Danish town and is just like Denmark except without all the mosques, hookah bars, and kebab stands. There were wineries, cheese stores, candy shops, and coffee houses. As soon as we got out of the car I noticed a lot of nice smells. Too bad we got there late because I wanted to have dinner at this Viking Inn type place. Next time we will. I did manage to get a nice hot chocolate and we found a toilet before the return drive home. When we got home I drank ******* then went to bed pretending to be ****** in the morning to avoid going to Mass again.
