how to talk to females

i work in the public sector and i deal with people all day

every day i interact with girls of all ages and it is fleeting interactions

i always want to have longer conversations with them

my brain tells me what to say, but i cant ever say anything

i really wish i could learn how to talk to girls

anything would be appreciated
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Women are subordinate to men and need to be told what to do. "Bitch, make me a sandwich" is a great ice breaker.
 

Spleen

Banned?
yeah, if i want to make a fool of myself

You've obviously never tried it.

He's right, alcohol works. It lowers your inhibitions and gives you more confidence. I'm not saying get wasted, but a few beers will help.
 
You've obviously never tried it.

He's right, alcohol works. It lowers your inhibitions and gives you more confidence. I'm not saying get wasted, but a few beers will help.

i realise that, but i want to be able to talk to girls without having to drink first
 
In most cases it's a matter of the correct timing. Then it's your ability to convey some manner of confidence in yourself and what you say.

No one can tell you what to say no more than anyone can tell you how to play the stock market successfully.

It at minimum begins with you projecting confidence, not fearing rejection and finding something interesting to say to her she can specifically relate to. It helps to be in fairly good shape as most women don't even hear what you say...or they are more inclined to hear you if you say something that rings their bell if you give them a reason to look at you. Secondly, if you look good to them, you can almost say anything to them as long as you don't sound too dumb.

Do yourself a regimen of push ups, pull ups, dips and squats for the next few months...assuming you're nothing special to look at now...then...well, figure out something interesting to say that's not too corny (aka good pick up line).
 
In most cases it's a matter of the correct timing. Then it's your ability to convey some manner of confidence in yourself and what you say.

No one can tell you what to say no more than anyone can tell you how to play the stock market successfully.

It at minimum begins with you projecting confidence, not fearing rejection and finding something interesting to say to her she can specifically relate to. It helps to be in fairly good shape as most women don't even hear what you say...or they are more inclined to hear you if you say something that rings their bell if you give them a reason to look at you. Secondly, if you look good to them, you can almost say anything to them as long as you don't sound too dumb.

Do yourself a regimen of push ups, pull ups, dips and squats for the next few months...assuming you're nothing special to look at now...then...well, figure out something interesting to say that's not too corny (aka good pick up line).

really it should not matter what is on the outside and only matter what is on the inside
 

Spleen

Banned?
Buy this.

Seriously. I read it, changed my life. I was already pretty confident with women, but it made me even better.

That link is a little expensive, I'm sure you could find it for more like $10.
 
The key is to have confidence. Here's a tip for you because you said you never know what to say: Find something you like about the girl and compliment her and this should lead to small talk. If you see a girl compliment her on something like her hair, or her eyes or if you see she has a nice piece of jewelry compliment her on that.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Women appreciate a man who will take care of and nurture them, for example by walking them home on a dark night.

So first find a nice dark street in which to Lurk (Dirk will be able to help there I suspect) and lie in wait.
When you see a girl walking home alone it is critical you act in the right manner so that you don't scare her or say something that would make her think you're some kind of freak. The only way to keep the conversation on a subject that will not involve you saying anything that will make her think you're a freak. For this reason you must control the conversation from the start.
This means you must start the conversation in a very specific way: shout "CONSENT!" at the top of your voice. This word, shouted at the top of your voice instantly shows a woman that you're an assertive alpha-male (alpha-males are also known as Totally Worthless Arrogant Tossers in the absence of a suitable acronym...) and she will be instantly ready to have sex with you. Unfortunately you must make love in the style of an alpha-male or she will realise you're not one and reject you.

So after you shout "CONSENT!" jump on her, tackle her to the ground, rip her clothes off and take her. Remember however that although she will love every minute of being ravaged by an alpha-male societal norms tell her it is wrong and she must make you work for it - she may attempt some weak resistance. Remember that the resistance is genuine, she just needs some proof that you're an alpha male, so grab her by the hair to pull her head up, then put your hand firmly on her head and smack it into the ground. Be sure to shout something suitably alpha-male like "BITCH!" as you do so. If she's new to this you may notice a brief smile play across her face.

Be sure to finish quickly; an alpha-male doesn't take time to satisfy his partner. After you finish, spit on her, then leave your name and address on a card on her body while she's pretend crying as though she didn't enjoy it.
Wait, after waiting the pre-requisite 3 days required by societal norms she will contact you asking for a repeat of the experience. Remember to keep the facade of alpha-male up (rent a BMW if you can) and you will be fine. :)
 

shimmy2

Approved Content Owner
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i really wish i could learn how to talk to girls

anything would be appreciated

i interviewed Sunny Lane about the dating/approaching thing a few months ago:



hope that helps, if not just go jack off. its friday night, time to go pimpin in the parking lot :D
 
Buy this.

Seriously. I read it, changed my life. I was already pretty confident with women, but it made me even better.

That link is a little expensive, I'm sure you could find it for more like $10.

oh i know lots of pick up lines, but thats not the direction i want to go

The key is to have confidence. Here's a tip for you because you said you never know what to say: Find something about the girl you like and compliment her and this will probably lead to small talk. If you see a girl compliment her on something like her hair, or her eyes or if you see she has a nice piece of jewelry compliment her on that.

all i can do is think about what i want to say, and i never say it
 
really it should not matter what is on the outside and only matter what is on the inside

You ask for advice on something you're apparently having a problem with. I am telling you what I know based on how things are not how they should be.:2 cents:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I don't speak with humans.
 
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