How to save the airline industry (topless pic)

[Faith69]

How do we save the Airlines?

Our new marketing program to save the Airline Industry:

Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place and most are "Fruits"

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!

What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the ******* sales and get a “party atmosphere” going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, just to see naked women. Many ladies would enjoy the party atmosphere and the best part is no more screaming **** allowed!

Because of the tips, female flight attendants strippers wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and “special services.”

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt!

The airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

 

[DOA82]

Good old Jakki Degg

 

[Ace Bandage]

Not to throw a wrench into this completely comical and implausible hypothetical, but if you ban ******** from airplanes, you're going to lose some serious revenue from those who travel for the holidays or spring break. If families can't travel together by plane, then I guess they're going to pile into the Griswold ****** station wagon instead. Thus, the oil companies win. And when the oil companies win, the terrorists win. Plus, nobody is buying an alcoholic ***** on an airplane. The prices are outrageous. Just sayin'...

Side note: I like naked women as much as the next guy, but I don't want to see them all the goddamn time. Keep 'em in the strip club where I only have to tip the attractive ones... if I even tip them at all.

 

[Mayhem]

Well, ok, I mean, who among us hasn't had this very same idea at one time or another?

I also ***** of a casino in the Caribbean with stripper/dealers. Blackjacks get a lapdance, dealers alternate between dealing and the stage, using breaks to flirt with hi-rollers - perfectly acceptable, million dollar lingerie budget. I could shut down Vegas with one casino.

 

[lurkingdirk]

If you're going to do this, you should go for shemales. That way, everyone is a little uncomfortable.

 

[Ace Bandage]

If you're going to do this, you should go for shemales. That way, everyone is a little uncomfortable.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

If you're going to do this, you should go for shemales. That way, everyone is a little uncomfortable.

:sing: Except for the Maleyman :sing:

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

:sing: Except for the Maleyman :sing:

Yes, he'd not just feel just comforatble, he'd love it.

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

oooooooh shemales. Way to get the best of both worlds!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

oooooooh shemales. Way to get the best of both worlds!

I like you!

Yes, he'd not just feel just comforatble, he'd love it.

I don't like you! :tongue:

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Not to throw a wrench into this completely comical and implausible hypothetical, but if you ban ******** from airplanes, you're going to lose some serious revenue from those who travel for the holidays or spring break. If families can't travel together by plane, then I guess they're going to pile into the Griswold ****** station wagon instead. Thus, the oil companies win. And when the oil companies win, the terrorists win. Plus, nobody is buying an alcoholic ***** on an airplane. The prices are outrageous. Just sayin'...

Side note: I like naked women as much as the next guy, but I don't want to see them all the goddamn time. Keep 'em in the strip club where I only have to tip the attractive ones... if I even tip them at all.

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It's a good idea but one that wouldn't really work. Probably the majority of people who travel by plane will be a ******. They do serve food on planes.

IF i wanted strippers i would go to a strip club

This one may just be me but i thought the muslim thing was a little racist. It seems to me as it that it imlies all muslims are terrorists. Although most of terrorist attacks happen because of extremist muslims, not all of terrorism is caused by muslims. It also implies that muslim men don't like seeing nudity, even their wife?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Didn't Hustler Airlines already prove that it wasn't a viable business model? :dunno:

 

[Jack Davenport]

Hooters Air tried the soft core version of this. They are now defunct.

 

[tartanterrier]

If they could do Snakes in a Plane then I'm sure they could do Slags in
a plane as well

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Have flights that are '***** free' I know that would work. Never understood how parents are allowed to inflict the misery of their parenthood on us who made the effort not to make that mistake.