Faith69
Official Checked Star Member
How do we save the Airlines?
Our new marketing program to save the Airline Industry:
Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place and most are "Fruits"
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the ******* sales and get a “party atmosphere” going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, just to see naked women. Many ladies would enjoy the party atmosphere and the best part is no more screaming **** allowed!
Because of the tips, female flight attendants strippers wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and “special services.”
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt!
The airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Our new marketing program to save the Airline Industry:
Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place and most are "Fruits"
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the ******* sales and get a “party atmosphere” going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, just to see naked women. Many ladies would enjoy the party atmosphere and the best part is no more screaming **** allowed!
Because of the tips, female flight attendants strippers wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and “special services.”
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt!
The airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
