How to get chicks when you aren't rich and don't have a big wang

[Pattheprovo]

Whoever draws up a set of guide lines on this is a fucking genius......Like the pirate's code. Oh before this self deflects, I do get the occasional ride but to be ******** honest I don't know how.....I suspect it has something to do with being in the right place at the right time and well the chicks....Are well....Quite frankly horny.

Discuss fellow perverts. Banter may it flow.