The How to Get Along At Work List
The following is a list of polite ways to express your true feelings without getting yourself fired.
What you say: -------------------------- What you mean:
1. I'm not sure that's feasible. ----------- 1. No way asshole!
2. Really? ------------------------------- 2. You gotta be shittin' me!
3. I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. --- 3. Screw it, I'm on salary.
4. Of course I'm concerned. ------------- 4. Ask me if I give a ****.
5. You don't say. ----------------------- 5. Eat ****.
6. Excuse me? -------------------------- 6. Eat **** and die.
7. Excuse me, Sir? ---------------------- 7. Eat **** and die, asshole.
8. So you'd like my help with that? ------- 8. Kiss my ass.
9. I love a challenge. -------------------- 9. This job sucks.
10. I see. ------------------------------- 10. Blow me.
The following is a list of polite ways to express your true feelings without getting yourself fired.
What you say: -------------------------- What you mean:
1. I'm not sure that's feasible. ----------- 1. No way asshole!
2. Really? ------------------------------- 2. You gotta be shittin' me!
3. I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. --- 3. Screw it, I'm on salary.
4. Of course I'm concerned. ------------- 4. Ask me if I give a ****.
5. You don't say. ----------------------- 5. Eat ****.
6. Excuse me? -------------------------- 6. Eat **** and die.
7. Excuse me, Sir? ---------------------- 7. Eat **** and die, asshole.
8. So you'd like my help with that? ------- 8. Kiss my ass.
9. I love a challenge. -------------------- 9. This job sucks.
10. I see. ------------------------------- 10. Blow me.
