How to fuck a pornstar?

[Baill Inneraora]

How about this......first off, goddamn zombie threads, but I have seen this topic pop up recently in one million other threads......anyway, someone needs to fucking say this......so here goes.....*clears throat*

COME BACK TO FUCKING REALITY!!! YOU WILL NEVER FUCK A PORN STAR. NEVER. EVER. NEVER. GIVE IT UP. IT WILL NOT EVER FUCKING HAPPEN.

For fucks' sake.

I am so sick and goddamned tired of reading this bullshit....how do I fuck a pornstar, anyone ever fuck a pornstar, would you fuck a pornstar......FUCKING FORGET ABOUT IT!!!

Unless you have a ten inch dong and are going to move to CA, IT WILL NOT HAPPEN.

You mean, I am not?

:crying:

Really?

Who knew? :dunno:

:crying:

 

[BlueBalls]

Shoot your load in your pants when you first enter the room and lay eyes on her and then break down in tears decrying god’s unwarranted incursions into your sexual affairs - clawing at yourself in the last vein attempt to drain yourself of your wretched blood that you know you do not deserve so that it could be washed away out of existence from once it came. She’ll then uncomfortably leave the hotel room, possibly to get help for the crazy person tearing chunks of flesh out of himself and shouting at God or – the more likely scenario - just to run away and never “Fuck a Fan” again.

That's how you fuck a pornstar like a MAN martha fuckers!!! :banger:

 

[zapah]

1. Get a job and earn some money
2. Buy a camera
3. Book a pornstar
4. Do a scene with her
5. Pay her

Works most of the times.