How to enjoy sex with a fat Chick?

[lurkingdirk]

1. Make your penis hard. Have her help if necessary.
2. Insert penis into her vagina.
3. Repeat step 2.
4. ??????
5. Profit.

you are freaking hilarious. you AND your underpants gnomes.

 

[maanlest]

just try to fuck her

 

[don_equis]

Ok guys Here is the deal I just meet this chick during a friends pool party and she looks so much like Phoenix Marie ( pic attached) . I was first into her but then realized that she had only a slight resemblance to Phoenix .

So she is into me and we might end up sleeping together .

So guys what do I do to enjoy see with her ? how can I make it more enjoyable?

Any and all tips are welcome .
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She's not fat!! so why the title of the thread I am confused??

 

[Embryoyo]

Fat chicks are damn fine at sex. Don't screw this up.

 

[calpoon]

just make sure that she is on bottom. you don't want to get smothered to death.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Rent "Shallow Hal."

 

[Will E Worm]

Rent "Shallow Hal."

I've seen most of that movie.

What about a movie for females that do the same thing to guys?

Large females can find someone easier than large guys can.

But, you know guys are always at fault for everything.
I'm tired of that double standard. :crash:

 

[DaveL81]

Well... how bad do you want sex with her? If you really want to, then do it!

If all else fails, a-l-c-o-h-o-l!

 

[jjdementia]

You make it sound like you already did or are about. You still have time to run if you don't.

 

[broderic_randal]

Who is fucking fat?????

On what planet is Phoenix Marie considered fat?

i was wondering what both of these posters stated until i read the post below me

Phoenix marie is not fat The chick I am talking about is.

She just looks a lot like Marie

ok

Either have sex with the girl, or go back to masturbating. Alone.

can't he do both?

Dude if this chick has boobs as big as maries make sure you stick that dick in between her tits and then cum. idk im just saying lol. :boobies: :rubbel:

her tits may be just a big, but the diference is that they are real and phoenix maries are fake

look there are a lot of things you can do with her just let her take control.:thumbsup:

haha, ft chicks are good for so many different things

just try to fuck her

dont try, succeed

Fat chicks are damn fine at sex. Don't screw this up.

when a fat chick has sex she puts all the effort in the world into it, becuase she relaizes she is fat and she wont be getting fucked much

just make sure that she is on bottom. you don't want to get smothered to death.

smothered by her huge boobs?

 

[calpoon]

What about a movie for females that do the same thing to guys?

Large females can find someone easier than large guys can.

The Nutty Professor? (no, I don't mean Voluptuary)

 

[dogbone27]

Large females can find someone easier than large guys can.

But, you know guys are always at fault for everything.
I'm tired of that double standard. :crash:

Right, there are lots of men in the world that find big women's sexy, but not the other way around. most womens find fat men gross.

 

[seanbuzzcock]

Thanks for all the suggestions so far but I am not sure how I am going to manage tonight .

Lets see .