How to Avoid a breath test...

[tittenman]

:1orglaugh

 

[edirons22]

Nice camouflage :1orglaugh

 

[StanScratch]

It works, until some hairy dude weighing 450 decides to jack your car without wearing any pants.

 

[Fairchild]

It works, until some hairy dude weighing 450 decides to jack your car without wearing any pants.

'cause then you get a serious hard on!

Right?

 

[lioneye713]

woah holy ****!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Seems like it would be easier to take a cab...

 

[StanScratch]

'cause then you get a serious hard on!

Right?

Absolutely.
And the great thing about fat people is that the sweat makes a great natural lubricant for the ol' ass crack. It slips right in before they even know what hits them.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Of course a car driving itself would in no way attract even more attention than a car simply weaving from lane to lane ... never mind a car driving itself AND weaving from lane to lane ...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Of course a car driving itself would in no way attract even more attention than a car simple weaving from lane to lane ... never mind a car driving itself AND weaving from lane to lane ...

Meh, cars driving themselves are the norm since the rapture.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Meh, cars driving themselves are the norm since the rapture.

I'm loving the rapture; being dead and punished for my sins is a hoot .. it's almost like absolutely nothing happened .. no, wait, is that the point .. hey, no .. wait .. urm .....

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm loving the rapture; being dead and punished for my sins is a hoot .. it's almost like absolutely nothing happened .. no, wait, is that the point .. hey, no .. wait .. urm .....

Here's the point:

Jesus died for everyone. Except you.

Right? did I get it right?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Here's the point:

Jesus died for everyone. Except you.

Right? did I get it right?

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[lurkingdirk]

:dunno:

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